Anniversary Cards That Say “I Still Choose You” (and Also Fancy You a Bit)
You’ve made it through another year of love, laundry and arguing about the correct place for the ketchup. That calls for an anniversary card with personality—something cheeky, charming and gloriously un-mushy. Here’s how to pick the perfect Prickly Cards anniversary card, plus some of our favourite picks you can pop straight in your basket.
Quick Picks: 16 Cheeky Anniversary Cards We Love
- For couples who clean up nicely: “Let’s Bang” Funny Anniversary Card.
- For true romance (and clear boundaries): “I Promise to Never Take a Sh*t in Your Bed”.
- For your favourite pest: “You’re the Only One I Want to Annoy for the Rest of My Life”.
- For the long-haul legends: “Well Done for Lasting This Long”.
- For Tiger King banter: “I Promise Not to Feed You to Tigers”.
- For mischief-loving spouses: “Happy Anniversary to My First Wife”.
- For the forgetful romantic: “I Remembered Our Anniversary… Now Can We Have Sex?”.
- For middle-class giggles: Anniversary Card for Middle-Class Women of a Certain Age.
- For husbands who are a catch: “Another Year as My Husband, You Lucky Lucky Man”.
- For the handsome bloke: “At Least You Don’t Have an Ugly Husband”.
- For the stunning wife: “At Least You Don’t Have an Ugly Wife”.
- For long-term ‘one night stands’: “Longest One Night Stand Ever”.
- For Office fans: “Hope It’s a Big One” (Michael Scott).
- For the Wordle-obsessed wife: Anniversary Card for Wordle-Loving Wife.
- For the Wordle-obsessed partner: Anniversary Card for Wordle-Loving Partner.
- For veggie lovers with saucy vibes: “I’m a Vegetarian but I’ll Still Eat Your Sausage”.
How to Choose the Right Anniversary Card (Without Overthinking It)
1) Match their humour
Are they a light-tease babe or a full-tilt filth goblin? Go gentle with something like “Well Done for Lasting This Long”, or get gloriously naughty with “Let’s Bang”.
2) Make it feel personal
Bring in your in-jokes. If you two are The Office tragics, the Michael Scott card is basically foreplay. Wordle addicts? You know where to go: wife or husband.
3) Pick the right level of sass
Some relationships run on cute roasties (“Annoy you forever”), others on outrageous promises (the bed one). Choose accordingly, you spicy legend.
4) Consider who it’s for
- For him: Lucky Lucky Man, Not an Ugly Husband, Longest One Night Stand.
- For her: First Wife, Not an Ugly Wife, Middle-Class Women.
- For any partner: Lasting This Long, No Tigers, I Remembered—Now Sex?.
What to Write Inside (Short, Sweet, Slightly Saucy)
- “Another year of putting up with me? Brave.”
- “I love you more than the big duvet.”
- “Thanks for being my favourite notification.”
- “Let’s keep being us—chaotic, cute, and a little unhinged.”
Sizes, Quality & Delivery
Most cards are A6, blank inside for your best lines, and printed on lovely thick stock. Pop your message in, add chocolate or a cuddle (or both), and you’ve nailed anniversary gifting. Royal Mail first class does the rest—bing, bang, romance.
FAQs
What’s the best type of anniversary card?
One that sounds like you. If your love language is banter, go funny or rude. If you’re more soft-sighs-and-tea, choose witty-sweet rather than chaotic filth.
Is a rude card appropriate?
If you both laugh at the same stuff—absolutely. Keep it loving, not mean. If in doubt, pick cheeky with heart.
What should I write if I’m not a words person?
One line plus an inside joke is perfect. Add a memory and a promise for next year if you’re feeling sentimental.
When should I order?
Give yourself a few days’ buffer so it arrives comfortably before the date. Last-minute? Write fast and sprint to the letterbox.
