Christmas Cards That Actually Get a Laugh
The best Christmas cards do more than say “Merry Christmas.” They spark a real reaction — a belly laugh, a blush, or a warm glow — and they look great on the mantel. Here’s how to choose better, plus ten shoppable picks from Prickly Cards
1) Pick a voice that sounds like you
Great cards reflect the sender. Whether you’re dry, chaotic, or romantically unhinged, choose a design that matches your tone. It feels more personal — and more memorable.
Merry Christmas, Prick
Brutally direct. Very British. Very you (possibly).
You Make Me Wet
Cheeky wordplay for partners who appreciate a wink.
2) Surprise beats cliché
Robins, glitter, and snow are nice — but a twist is unforgettable. Cards that riff on TV moments or subvert expectations get shared, photographed, and remembered.
Below Deck: Don’t Embarrass the Boat
For your reality-TV addict. Captain-approved chaos.
Fairytale of New York
Nostalgic pub-energy: a sing-along and a smirk.
3) Quality stock = keepsake feel
Excellent cards use heavier cardstock and crisp print so they stand proud on the mantel. All Prickly Cards are UK-printed on premium hammered stock and arrive with envelopes.
It Isn’t Going to Lick Itself
Bold cover. Blank inside. Premium feel.
This Card Sucks (But I Swallow)
Naughty by nature, nice by finish.
4) Go for re-read value
The cards people keep are the ones they re-read: a layered gag, a perfect pun, or a glorious groan. Aim for designs that deliver a second chuckle.
I Want to Lick Your Candy Cane
Sweet at first glance; scandalous on reflection.
All I Want for Christmas Is a Good Pounding
For the pun fanatic who can’t resist a groan.
5) Choose display-worthy designs
If it earns fridge or mantel space, you’ve nailed it. Bold typography, playful illustration, or pure audacity — go for designs that double as festive décor.
A Little Extra Stuffing This Christmas
Cheeky seasonal spice. Definitely mantel-worthy.
Santa Isn’t the Only One with a Bulging Sack
Utterly indecent. Inescapably funny.
How to Choose the Perfect Christmas Card (Quick Guide)
Think tone (wholesome vs. cheeky), recipient (partner, family, workmates), design (bold type, illustration, TV moment), and quality (UK-printed premium cardstock). All Prickly Cards are A6, blank inside, and printed in Manchester, UK for that keepsake feel.
- For partners: lean cheeky — try Candy Cane or Lick Itself.
- For friends: go bold — Good Pounding.
- For TV fans: Below Deck hits the reference sweet spot.
Explore more edits: All Christmas Cards • Rude Christmas Cards • Funny Cards
Tip: keep your message short and specific. One sentence beats three generic paragraphs.
Christmas Card FAQs
Are Prickly Cards blank inside?
Yes — so your personal message lands properly.
What size are the cards?
A6 (105 × 148 mm). Envelopes included.
Where are the cards printed?
Manchester, UK — on premium hammered cardstock for a keepsake feel.
How fast is delivery?
Usually same or next working day dispatch. UK delivery typically 1–3 working days.
Do you do bundles for offices or families?
Yes — get in touch for bulk or mixed packs.
