10 Brilliant Birthday Cards That Actually Make People Laugh
From cheeky one-liners to TV-inspired favourites — here are ten crowd-pleasers from Prickly Cards that’ll land the joke and the love.
Quick Picks (you can’t go wrong)
“You’re Holding It”
Minimal text, maximum sass. Always gets a snort-laugh.
“19 Million People”
A reality check, wrapped in confetti. Savage. Hilarious.
“It’s Too Late… I Mean Happy Birthday”
Tech titan trivia with a wicked twist at the end.
“Please Do Not Bend”
For the friend whose back creaks louder than the party playlist.
For TV & Celebrity Fans
Gerald from Clarkson’s Farm
Instantly recognisable. Instantly funny. A fan favourite.
Permit to Party (Clarkson’s Farm)
Paperwork? No. Parties? Absolutely.
Kaleb Cooper – Harvest the Birthday Wishes
Tractor-level energy. Rural roasts guaranteed.
Cheeky & Rude (for consenting adults)
“I Love Your Face”
Outrageously flirty. Save it for your favourite person.
Animal Lovers & Classic Gags
“Herd It’s Your Birthday”
Utterly (udderly?) joyous for farm-obsessed friends.
“Your First Bike”
Vintage vibe, modern roast. Perfect for milestone ages.
How to Choose the Perfect Birthday Card (Quick Buying Guide)
Picking the right birthday card isn’t just about a punchline. Consider tone (sweet vs. cheeky), recipient (partner, best mate, work friend, family), design (bold type, illustration, photo), and quality (UK-printed, premium cardstock, crisp print). All Prickly Cards are A6, blank inside, and printed in Manchester, UK on premium stock — so your message lands and your card looks great on the mantel.
Best Birthday Cards by Recipient
- For him: funny birthday cards for him, cheeky one-liners, TV-inspired gags.
- For her: witty compliments, playful innuendo, pop-culture nods that feel personal.
- For best friends: savage humour, inside jokes, “you’ll actually laugh” designs.
Quality & Sustainability
We use premium hammered cardstock for a weighty, keepsake feel. Cards include envelopes and arrive plastic-free where possible. UK printing keeps miles down and quality up.
Delivery & Gifting
- Fast dispatch: Usually same or next working day from Manchester, UK.
- Envelope included: Ready to send or gift in person.
- Bulk / corporate orders: Drop us a note for team birthdays and office bundles.
Related Collections
Explore more: All Birthday Cards • Rude Cards • Funny Cards
Tip: add a short, specific message inside. Personal beats generic every time.
Birthday Card FAQs
Are Prickly Cards blank inside?
Yes — all cards are blank inside so your message can shine.
What size are the cards?
A6 (105 × 148 mm). They come with envelopes.
Where are the cards printed?
In Manchester, UK, on premium hammered cardstock.
How fast is delivery?
We usually dispatch same or next working day. UK orders typically arrive in 1–3 working days.
Do you do bulk, office, or corporate orders?
Yes — get in touch for larger quantities or custom mixes.
