💜 Happy Anniversary to My First Wife 💜
Because nothing says “forever” like a veiled threat of replacement.
If your marriage is built on love, trust, and a shared appreciation for wildly inappropriate humour, this card is the ultimate anniversary zinger. Whether it’s your first wife, only wife, or current frontrunner—this card’s cheeky charm will have them laughing, blushing, or seriously side-eyeing you over dinner.
Printed on thick, high-quality A6 cardstock that feels more committed than you sounded in your vows, it’s blank inside for your own personalised message of love, gratitude, or bail money details.
🔥 Best for:
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Brave husbands who think they’re funny
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Wives with a strong sense of humour and a weak gag reflex (from laughing, obviously)
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Couples who treat banter as a love language
What you need to know:
- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high quality 350gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropelene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible