Clarkson’s Farm Mug – “Permit for Tea?” Featuring Charlie

🫖 Bureaucracy never tasted so good.

If you’ve ever tried to enjoy a cuppa without submitting it in triplicate to West Oxfordshire District Council, this mug is your spirit animal.

Featuring the ever-unimpressed Charlie from Clarkson’s Farm – the man who could halt a tea break with a spreadsheet – this delightfully daft mug asks the crucial question: “Has West Oxfordshire District Council given you a permit for tea?” Ideal for fans of the show, rural rule-breakers, and anyone who finds paperwork sexier than tractors.

Made from top-quality ceramic and suitable for microwave and dishwasher use (pending local authority approval), it’s the perfect blend of sass and sarcasm – just like Charlie.

🎁 Makes a brilliant gift for:

• Lovers of Clarkson’s Farm and rural chaos

• Council-bashing caffeine addicts

• Anyone who thinks a brew should come with a compliance form

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