You're getting diddly squat for Christmas - Funny Clarkson's Farm Christmas card (A6)
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You're getting diddly squat for Christmas - Funny Clarkson's Farm Christmas card (A6)

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You're getting diddly squat for Christmas - Funny Clarkson's Farm Christmas card (A6)

All right, festive friends! It's time to sprinkle a bit of cheeky country charm on your Christmas card game. Fasten your seatbelts, because we're about to take a joyride with none other than Jeremy Clarkson, straight from Clarkson's Farm, right into your Christmas celebrations.

The "Clarkson's Diddly Squat Christmas" A6 Card

Front: Envision this masterpiece – an A6 card graced by the grand motoring legend himself, Jeremy Clarkson. There he stands, in a Christmas hat that looks hilariously undersized atop his famous mop of hair, his expression a mix of grump and glee – classic Clarkson.

Caption: With a smirk that could outshine Rudolph's nose, Clarkson declares, "You're getting Diddly Squat for Christmas." It's not just a greeting; it’s a promise, a playful nod to his famed farm shop, and a humorous twist on the usual festive cheer.

Inside: As blank as Clarkson’s knowledge of crop rotation. This is your space to get creative, sentimental, or continue the jest. Whether you’re jotting down a heartfelt message or a cheeky retort, the inside of this card is your canvas.

Perfect For: This card is tailor-made for fans of Clarkson, lovers of his farm misadventures, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their log fire. It's for those who like their Christmas with a side of sarcasm, a dash of dry wit, and a hint of farmyard antics.

Wrap Up: So, if you're looking to send a Christmas card that's a bit different this year – something that packs a humorous punch and a touch of celebrity charm – look no further than the "Clarkson's Diddly Squat Christmas" card. It's the perfect way to say, "Happy Holidays, but remember, you're getting diddly squat!" After all, isn’t that what Christmas is all about? 

What you need to know:

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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