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5 CARD PACK! Funny Borat Christmas Card

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7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite personalised mug

7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite personalised mug

£11.00

Alexa send dad a cheap Father's Day Card - Funny Father's Day Card (A6)

£3.00

All I Want For Christmas Is Your Cock - Personalised, Rude Christmas Gift Mug

£11.00

Anal under the mistletoe? - Rude, adult Christmas card (A6)

£3.00

Fucking Amazing Mechanic Mug

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Shit On It, It's Your Birthday - Martin Goodman, Paul Ritter Friday Night Dinner Card

Shit On It, It's Your Birthday - Martin Goodman, Paul Ritter Friday Night Dinner Card (A6)

£3.00

Happy Birth_ay (You can give me the D tonight) - Funny Birthday card for boyfriend / husband (A6)

£3.00

I can use my tongue for more than just sealing an envelope - rude card (A6)

£3.00

Rude birthday card for him

I Can See You Cumming In My Hair Tonight... Rude, Adult Birthday or Valentine's Card (A6)

£3.00

Rude birthday card for him or her

Happy Birth_ay - You'll get the D tonight - Rude Birthday Card (A6)

£3.00

You Don't Look A Day Over 25 - Happy Birthday - WandaVision - Agnes Harkness Winking Card (A6)

£3.00

I would have given you a funny card, but at your age there's a chance you'll piss yourself - rude cardI would have given you a funny card, but at your age there's a chance you'll piss yourself - rude card

I would have given you a funny card, but at your age there's a chance you'll piss yourself - rude card (A6)

£3.00

Age is just a number... false - age is a word! Age is just a number - Dwight Schrute - Birthday Card - The Office

Age Is Just A Number – False! Dwight Schrute Birthday Card - The Office US (A6)

£3.00

You blow this and I'll blow you - Funny birthday card

You blow this and I'll blow you - Funny birthday card (A6)

£3.00

Rude birthday card for husband or boyfriend

Happy birthday from your favourite slut card (A6)

£3.00

Rude and funny birthday card for a fuck buddy

Happy Birthday to My Favourite Fuck Buddy - Offensive Birthday Card (A6)

£3.00

Roses Are Red... Choke Me - Funny, Rude, Card for Him and Her

Roses Are Red... Choke Me - Funny, Rude, Card for Him and Her (A6)

£3.00

Rude birthday card for him

Happy Birthday to the dick I love to suck - rude birthday card (A6)

£3.00

You still look 25......from a distance (A6)

£3.00

Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Other times I want to sit on it - funny card

Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Other times I want to sit on it - funny card (A6)

£3.00

I love your personality but that dick sure is a bonus card - rude card for him

I love your personality but that dick sure is a bonus - rude card for him (A6)

£3.00

This card is covered in seamen - Funny Birthday Card

This card is covered in seamen - Funny Birthday Card (A6)

£3.00

I hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter and cock / cake card

I hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter and cock / cake card (A6)

£3.00

Funny Valentine's Day Card – I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight (A6)

£3.00

This card entitles you to anal sex - rude birthday card

This card entitles you to anal sex - rude birthday card (A6)

£3.00

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you... or on top of you - rude birthday card

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you... or on top of you - rude birthday card (A6)

£3.00

I wasn't sure what to get you, so I checked your internet search history... enjoy - funny adult card

I wasn't sure what to get you, so I checked your internet search history... enjoy - funny adult card (A6)

£3.00

Happy Birthday - I’d Totally Drink Your Bath Water" - Saltburn Inspired Birthday Card (A6)

£3.00

FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD - Soon there will only be 7 planets left. Because I'm going to destroy Uranus

Soon there will only be 7 planets left. Because I'm going to destroy Uranus - funny birthday card (A6)

£3.00

You're my favourite old person - funny birthday card

You're my favourite old person - funny birthday card (A6)

£3.00

Schitt's Creek birthday card for fans - David Rose card

Happy Birthday Schitt Head - Schitt's Creek David Rose Birthday Card (A6)

£3.00

British Tits - Happy Birthday Card - Funny Boris Johnson Rules Card (A6)

£3.00

Thanks For All The Orgasms - Rude, Cheeky Card for Him and Her

Rude, Cheeky Card for Him and Her – Thanks For All The Orgasms (A6)

£3.00

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