Rude Christmas Cards – Offensive, Funny and Sweary Cards

Sick of soppy Christmas cards? Yeah, us too. Welcome to the home of rude Christmas cards – where the only thing frosty is the tone.

 

Perfect for shopping for your brutally honest best mate, your sweary sibling or that one colleague who laughs in the face of HR, these cards bring the festive filth. Expect zero wholesomeness and 100% inappropriate humour.

 

These aren’t your average cards. They’re offensive Christmas cards that say what you're really thinking (but maybe shouldn't). You’ll find festive F-bombs, dark humour, awkward puns and a few designs that might not even make it to the mantelpiece. Perfect for mates with no filter, funny Secret Santa exchanges and couples who love a bit of rude banter. 

 

Want to go full filthy? Pair your card with something from our funny Christmas mugs collection or shop the full Christmas gifts collection for sweary baubles, novelty stocking fillers and more festive wrongness.

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Rude Christmas Cards – Offensive, Funny and Sweary Cards

Sick of soppy Christmas cards? Yeah, us too. Welcome to the home of rude Christmas cards – where the only thing frosty is the tone.

 

Perfect for shopping for your brutally honest best mate, your sweary sibling or that one colleague who laughs in the face of HR, these cards bring the festive filth. Expect zero wholesomeness and 100% inappropriate humour.

 

These aren’t your average cards. They’re offensive Christmas cards that say what you're really thinking (but maybe shouldn't). You’ll find festive F-bombs, dark humour, awkward puns and a few designs that might not even make it to the mantelpiece. Perfect for mates with no filter, funny Secret Santa exchanges and couples who love a bit of rude banter. 

 

Want to go full filthy? Pair your card with something from our funny Christmas mugs collection or shop the full Christmas gifts collection for sweary baubles, novelty stocking fillers and more festive wrongness.