Sweary Christmas Bauble – Rude Tree Baubles for Adults

Subtle? No. Festive? Barely. These sweary Christmas baubles are made for grown-ups who like their decorations with a little less sparkle and a lot more swearing.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or gifting it to the most inappropriate person you know, these offensive festive baubles will take pride of place on any tree that doesn’t take Christmas too seriously.

Each bauble features a gloriously offensive message, printed clearly so Aunt Karen can’t miss it. Pair it with a rude Christmas card and make your festive greetings unforgettably foul.

This bauble is:

• Made from shatterproof plastic with a red satin hanging ribbon
• Lightweight and tree-ready
• A brilliant, funny Christmas ornament for adults who like a bit of chaos
• The perfect stocking filler, Secret Santa surprise or personal protest against Christmas clichés

Perfect for: Rude Christmas Gifts, Funny Decorations for Adults, Secret Santa, Office Banter and People Who Hate Carol Singers.

Need more inappropriate joy? Check out our full range of gifts for Christmas to truly lower the festive tone.

Why you'll love them:

• High-Quality Craftsmanship: Made of durable glass with a flawless finish, because only the best will do for your swear-worthy holiday moments.
• Cheeky Sayings: Featuring bold (and sometimes outrageous) words that are sure to get a laugh from the right crowd (or a shocked gasp from your Nan).
• Gift-Ready: Comes packaged in a beautiful gift box, so no wrapping required—just hand it over and watch the giggles start!
  

Got a favourite swear? Here's what we have available: 

• BELLEND – For the top of the tree (and maybe the top of your naughty list).
• CUNT – Perfectly festive, in a not-so-family-friendly way.
• FUCK 2025 – Start the new year with honesty!
• FUCK OFF – The mood we’re all channeling this Christmas.
• HOE HOE HOE – Santa’s cheeky side, captured.
• I HATE XMAS – For the Grinch in your life.
• SLUT – Naughty, not nice.
• TINSEL TITS – For a touch of cheeky glamour.
• TWAT – Because, well, why not?

Who's it for?

Whether you’re shopping for your sarcastic best mate, that one colleague who hates Christmas parties or simply looking to spice up your own tree, these baubles bring the laughs.

Love them so much you want a pack of the things? You're in luck - pick up a pack of four sweary Christmas baubles and save money!

Warning: Not for the easily offended. Perfect for everyone else.

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