Ah, Mother’s Day. The one day of the year we collectively agree to thank the woman who carried us for nine months, pushed us out of her body, and then spent the next 18+ years wondering why she bothered. But let’s be real: a generic card with a bunch of flowers and a soppy message isn’t going to cut it. Your mum deserves better. She deserves a card that makes her laugh, cry, or question your life choices. And that’s where Prickly Cards comes in.

We’ve curated a selection of Mother’s Day cards that are as unique as your mum’s ability to find something to criticise in literally any situation. From funny to rude to downright cheeky, these cards are guaranteed to make her day. So, let’s dive in, shall we?

Funny Mother’s Day Cards: Because Laughter is the Best Gift

If your mum’s the type who loves a good chuckle (or at least pretends to), we’ve got you covered. Check out these gems:

• Good Mums Let You Lick the Beaters, Great Mums Turn Them Off First: A card that’s as nostalgic as it is hilarious. Perfect for mums who appreciate a bit of humour with their sentiment.
• Mum, Sorry You Had to Shag Dad to Produce Me: A cheeky nod to your mum’s sacrifice. This one’s for the mums who can take a joke (and maybe a glass of wine).

Rude Mother’s Day Cards: For Mums Who Can Take a Joke

If your mum’s the type who’s been known to drop the occasional F-bomb or laugh at a well-timed innuendo, these cards are for her. Warning: may cause blushing.

• Rude Funny Funny Mother’s Day Card: Bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get a reaction. For the mum who’s as fierce as she is fabulous.

Adult Mother’s Day Cards: Because Mums Are People Too

Let’s not forget that mums are adults with a sense of humour (and possibly a wine habit). These cards are for the mums who don’t need sugar-coating—just a good laugh.

• Traitors Themed Mother’s Day Card: A card that’s as clever as it is cheeky. Perfect for mums who love a bit of drama.
• Happy Mother’s Day, Don’t Embarrass the Boat (Below Deck Card): For the mum who’s as classy as she is sassy. This one’s a winner.

How to Choose the Perfect Card

Choosing the right card is an art form. Here’s a quick guide:

1. Know Your Audience: Is your mum the type to laugh at a rude joke or faint at the sight of the word “shag”? Choose accordingly.
2. Consider the Message: Do you want to make her laugh, cry, or question your upbringing? We’ve got cards for all three.
3. Add a Personal Touch: Pair your card with a bottle of wine or a heartfelt note. Or both. Always both.

Final Thoughts

This Mother’s Day, don’t settle for boring. Give your mum a card that’s as unique, funny, and fabulous as she is. Whether you go for a Funny Mother’s Day Card, a Rude Mother’s Day Card, or an Adult Mother’s Day Card, you’re guaranteed to make her day.

So, what are you waiting for? Head over to Prickly Cards and find the perfect card for your mum. And remember, if she doesn’t laugh, just blame it on the wine.

Happy Mother’s Day, you legends.

Prickly Cards: Because life’s too short for boring greetings.