Ah, Mother’s Day! That sacred tradition of celebrating the woman who birthed you, fed you, and at some point probably considered leaving you at a motorway service station. But instead of settling for a bog-standard, sugar-coated message of thanks, why not go all in with a gloriously rude Mother’s Day card that captures the true spirit of your relationship?

Welcome to the Prickly Cards Rude Mother’s Day Collection – the place where heartfelt meets unhinged. If your mum can handle a bit of cheek (and possibly a mild existential crisis), these cards are for her.

For the Mum Who Questions Her Life Choices

• Sorry You Had to Shag Dad – Because, let’s be real, she deserves an apology for that one.
• Unprotected Sex Got Me Here – Technically, this is all her fault.

For the Mum Who Raised You with a Brutal Tongue

• Slightly Savage Mum Banter – The perfect card for the woman whose love language is roasting her own children.
• Rude & Relatable Mum Card – Because if she didn’t tell you you were a nightmare growing up, she was lying.

For the Mum Who Knows She Has a Favourite (It’s You, Obviously)

• Least Disappointing Child Card – A gentle reminder to your siblings that you reign supreme.

For the Mum Who Gave You Life and a Lifetime of Therapy

• Made My Life a Living Hell Card – The ultimate ‘thanks for the trauma’ tribute.

For the Mum Who Loves a Proper Insult

• Goose & F***er Card – For the parent who truly appreciates creative name-calling.

For the Mum Who Expects Grand Gestures (And Gets a Card Instead)

• Here’s a Small Piece of Folded Card – Because let’s be honest, she deserves a holiday but she’s getting this.

So there you have it, my darlings. A hand-picked selection of the most cheeky, mildly offensive, and absolutely brilliant Mother’s Day cards. If your mum has a wicked sense of humour, she’ll love them. If not… well, good luck.

Shop the full Rude Mother’s Day Card Collection at Prickly Cards!

Happy Mother’s Day, you mischievous legends. xx