Last-Minute Mother’s Day Cards – Funny, Fast & Mum-Approved
Last-Minute Mother’s Day Cards: Because Panic is a Love Language
Ah, Mother’s Day. That sacred time of year when we shower our mums with appreciation, love, and—if we’re honest—frantic, last-minute gestures because we completely forgot it was happening. Again.
But fear not, my disorganised darlings, for Prickly Cards is here to rescue you from the shame of showing up empty-handed. We've got a selection of glorious Mother’s Day cards that are witty, heartfelt, and, most importantly, ready to ship faster than your mum can say, “I don’t want anything this year” (a lie, by the way—get her something).
So, let’s dive into our top picks for last-minute Mother’s Day heroes:
1. For the Mum Who Runs a Tight Ship
🚢 Happy Mother’s Day, Have an Amazing Time – Captain’s Orders
If your mum could command an entire fleet and tell you off for leaving a wet towel on the floor, this nautical gem is for her. Inspired by Below Deck's Captain Lee, it’s the perfect way to acknowledge her superior leadership skills (even if she’s mostly leading a one-person mission to turn off the lights you keep leaving on).
2. For the Mum Who’s Udderly Fabulous
A pun so good it deserves a standing ovation from the entire farmyard. If your mum loves a good giggle (or just really enjoys a cheese board), this wholesome and hilarious card is an absolute moo-st-have.
3. For the Mum Who Treats the Thermostat Like a Precious Relic
Nothing says “I love you” like acknowledging her lifelong battle against heating wastage. If your mum’s signature catchphrase is “Are you made of money?!” every time you dare touch the dial, this one’s a winner.
4. For the Mum Who Appreciates Brutal Honesty
💀 Funny, Rude & Relatable Mother’s Day Card
Sometimes, a sweet, sentimental card just isn’t you. If your relationship with your mum is built on loving insults and deeply sarcastic WhatsApp exchanges, this slightly savage card will make her chuckle (or ground you at age 35).
5. For the Mum Who Knows You’re Her Best Work
🏆 Happy Mother’s Day, You Did Good – I’m Amazing
Why waste time with flowery language when you can get straight to the point? This card reminds her that, out of all the things she’s achieved, you are clearly the highlight. You’re welcome, Mum.
6. For the Mum Who Knows Sibling Rivalry Never Ends
👶 Funny Sibling Rivalry Mother’s Day Card
If you’ve spent your entire life proving that you are, in fact, the superior child, make it official with this cheeky little number.
7. For the Mum Who Loves a Bit of Banter
😈 Rude, Slightly Savage Mother’s Day Card
If your mum enjoys a well-timed eye-roll and a glass of wine, this one’s a guaranteed hit.
8. For the Mum Who Comes Second to Your Phone (Sorry Mum)
📱 I Love You Almost as Much as My Phone
Let’s be honest—Mum might be special, but have you seen how good your camera quality is?
9. For the Mum Who’s Simply the Best
🏆 Mum, You’re Simply the Best – Schitt’s Creek Card
If your mum deserves the Moira Rose treatment, this Schitt’s Creek-inspired gem is the ultimate pick.
The Final Reminder
You’re six days away from Mother’s Day, which means you’re this close to panic-buying something from the sad little selection at the corner shop. Don’t do it.
🎉 Shop the full Mother’s Day range here 🎉
Happy Mother’s Day, you delightful disasters. 💕
