Cheeky Christmas Cards That Sleigh (and Snow More Than Usual)
Funny Christmas Cards That Sleigh (and Slightly Offend)
Christmas cards don’t have to be robins, snowmen and awkward glitter glue. Sometimes the best way to spread festive cheer is with a card that makes them laugh-snort mulled wine out of their nose. Enter Prickly Cards’ cheeky Christmas collection: sassy, sarcastic, sometimes sweary—but always memorable.
Our Top Cheeky Christmas Picks
- “This Card Sucks But I Swallow” — for partners who like their humour spicy.
- “Merry Christmas, Prick” — brutal honesty wrapped in festive fonts.
- “X-Ray-Ordinary Christmas” — medical puns make the best prescriptions.
- “All the Jingle Ladies” — Beyoncé meets baubles.
- “Sip-Sip Hooray” — perfect for prosecco pals.
- “Fairytale of New York (Best Enjoyed When Drunk)” — classic chaos in card form.
- “Merry Christmas, Lover” — a saucy-but-sweet option.
- Borat “Very Nice” 5-Pack — bulk humour for bulk recipients.
- Alexander Hamilton Christmas Card — for musical nerds surviving family dinners.
- Funny Christmas Card for Lawyers — objection overruled, giggles sustained.
- “Sorry I Didn’t Buy You a Present” — honesty is the best policy (and cheaper too).
- “You’re On the Naughty List” — Santa sees all, and so do you.
- Festive “Let’s Bang” — guaranteed to raise eyebrows and heart rates.
How to Choose the Right Card
1) Gauge the audience
If it’s for your boss, maybe not the “Sucks but I Swallow” one. For your partner? Absolutely.
2) Decide the spice level
Cheeky-but-nice: “Sip-Sip Hooray” or “Lover.” Full-on naughty: “Merry Christmas, Prick” or “Let’s Bang.”
3) Personalise the inside
They’re blank inside, so go wild. A heartfelt message balances the sass, or double down with your own pun-fuelled chaos.
Why Pick Prickly Cards This Christmas?
- Quality print: 300–350gsm card, lush finish, A6 size.
- UK made: Designed and printed in Manchester.
- Blank inside: for your best/worst festive jokes.
- Envelopes included: no last-minute panic-buying at Tesco.
FAQs
Are rude Christmas cards appropriate?
If your recipient has a sense of humour, yes. For Nan—maybe pick “Sip-Sip Hooray.”
When should I send them?
Early December is perfect—late enough to avoid looking too keen, but early enough to beat the postal chaos.
Do you offer multipacks?
Yes—check out the Borat 5-pack for spreading festive chaos far and wide.
Final thought: Christmas should sparkle, but it should also snicker. So pick a card that’s as cheeky as you are—and sleigh the season properly.
