Looking for a birthday card that's as funny and irreverent as Jeremy Clarkson himself?

Look no further than our hilarious card featuring everyone's favorite farmer – and his signature wit! With a message that's sure to make your recipient laugh out loud (or at least give a bemused snort), this card is perfect for anyone who's tired of the same old boring birthday greetings. And with a picture of Jeremy Clarkson himself, your friend or loved one will feel like they're getting a personalized birthday shout-out from one of the biggest stars of Clarkson's farm. So don't waste your money on a gift – give them the gift of laughter with our "Diddly Squat" birthday card!

If you know a fan of Gerald and his thick West Country accent, this funny Clarkson's Farm card would be a great choice for their birthday.

What you need to know

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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