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Mother's Day funny card

Good Mums Let You Lick The Beaters - Great Mums Turn Them Off First - Funny Mother's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

A humorous greeting card on a teal background with scattered white and gold star confetti. The card features two curved arrows forming a loop around the bold text: "I Fucking Love You" and smaller text below that reads "(Either way works)." A purple heart illustration sits at the bottom of the card.

I fucking love you (either way works) - Funny card - Great gift for partner (A6)

£3.30

Funny mother's day card

Funny Mother's Day Card – Rude & Relatable Adult Mum Card

£3.30

Funny Mother's Day card with thermostat

Funny Mother's Day Card – Cute & Humorous Thermostat Design

£3.30

Below Deck Mother's Day card - Captain Lee

Happy Mother's Day - Don't Embarrass The Boat - Below Deck Card - Captain Lee (A6)

£3.30

My favourite child got me this card - cheeky card for parents

Cheeky Mother's Day Card – Funny Favourite Child Gift for Mum

£3.30

As A Treat This Mother's Day I Will Take Up Anything You Put On The Stairs... (A6) - Prickly Cards

As A Treat This Mother's Day I Will Take Up Anything You Put On The Stairs... (A6)

£3.30

You're one of my favourite mothers - funny Mother's Day card

... You're One Of My Favourite Mothers - Rude Mother's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Well at least one of your children turned out okay - funny Father's Day card

Funny Mother's Day Card – Cute & Cheeky Sibling Rivalry Card

£3.30

Happy Mother's Day Card

Funny Mother's Day Card – Cute & Clever Pun for Mum

£3.30

A card from the only child that makes an effort - funny mother's day card

Funny Mother's Day Card – Cheeky and Cute Favourite Child Card

£3.30

Excellent parenting - five stars - I turned out amazing. Funny card for parents

Funny Mother's Day Card – 5-Star Parenting Review for Mum

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm - Cards and Gifts

Shop our hilarious range of Clarkson’s Farm-inspired cards and gifts – perfect for fans of Jeremy Clarkson, Kaleb Cooper, and the antics at Diddly Squat Farm. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just want a laugh, our cheeky greeting cards bring rural wit and TV humour to life. From “You’re Getting Diddly Squat” birthday cards to “Permit to Party” council jokes, each card is printed on premium 300gsm cardstock with eco-friendly inks in the UK. Pair your card with a matching Clarkson mug for the ultimate gift. Great for farmers, petrolheads, and lovers of British banter!

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White ceramic mug featuring a photo of Charlie Ireland from Clarkson’s Farm and the quote: “Has West Oxfordshire District Council given you a permit for coffee?” in bold black and green text. Displayed on a turquoise background.

Clarkson’s Farm Mug – “Permit for Coffee?” Charlie Quote – Funny Rural Gift

£12.10

White ceramic mug featuring a photo of Charlie Ireland from Clarkson’s Farm and the quote: “Has West Oxfordshire District Council given you a permit for tea?” in bold black and red text. Set against a bright turquoise background.

Clarkson’s Farm Mug – “Permit for Tea?” Featuring Charlie

£12.10

Funny birthday card featuring a serious-looking man in a green jacket with the caption "Has West Oxfordshire District Council given you a permit to party?" The phrase "permit to party" is highlighted in green. The man is surrounded by colourful confetti. Card is A6 in size, shown with a white envelope on a turquoise star-patterned background.

Permit to Party Birthday Card – Clarkson’s Farm Inspired Birthday Card

£3.30

Funny Kaleb Cooper Birthday Card – Clarkson’s Farm Birthday Card

£3.30

Funny birthday card featuring cartoon-style images of Jeremy Clarkson and Kaleb Cooper from Clarkson’s Farm, both wearing colourful party hats. The card reads "Happy Birthday – Let’s Party Till the Cows Come Home" in bold text, with a light pink highlight behind the words “cows come home.” The background is teal with scattered gold and white stars, and the card is shown with a white envelope.

Funny Clarkson’s Farm Birthday Card – Let’s Party Till the Cows Come Home

£3.30

Jeremy Clarkson, Clarkson's Farm funny Father's Day card

Funny Clarkson's Farm Father's Day Card - You Rural Half-Wit (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm funny Christmas card

You're getting diddly squat for Christmas - Funny Clarkson's Farm Christmas card (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm Christmas card

Gerald Clarkson's Farm – Funny Christmas card (A6)

£3.30

Retirement card - Clarkson's Farm

Funny Clarkson's Farm Retirement Card - Gerald Cooper (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm funny card Gerald

Anniversary Card for Clarkson's Farm-Loving Partner - Gerald Cooper (A6)

£3.30

Funny Fathers's Day card Clarkson's Farm - Jeremy Clarkson

Clarkson's Farm Funny Happy Father's Day (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm funny Father's Day card

Funny Clarkson's Farm Father's Day Card - Kaleb Cooper (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm Father's Day card

Jeremy Clarkson, Clarkson's Farm funny Father's Day card

Jeremy Clarkson, Clarkson's Farm funny Father's Day card

Jeremy Clarkson, Clarkson's Farm funny Father's Day card

Clarkson's Farm Father's Day Card – You're Getting Diddly Squat (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm Father's Day card - Gerald Cooper

Gerald Clarkson's Farm Father's Day Card – Gerald Cooper (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm Mother's Day card

Funny Clarkson's Farm Mother's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm birthday card

Funny Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card – Jeremy Clarkson (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm anniversary card

Clarkson's Farm Anniversary Card - You're Getting Diddly Squat For Your Anniversary (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm birthday card

Funny Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card – You're Getting Diddly Squat (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm Mother's Day card

Clarkson's Farm Mother's Day Card - Gerald Cooper (A6)

£3.30

Time to harvest the tea – Funny Clarkson's Farm Kaleb personalised tea mug - Prickly Cards

Time to harvest the tea – Funny Clarkson's Farm Kaleb personalised tea mug - Prickly Cards

Funny Clarkson's Farm Tea Mug - Kaleb Cooper

£12.10

Time to harvest the coffee – Funny Clarkson's Farm Kaleb personalised coffee mug - Prickly Cards

Time to harvest the coffee – Funny Clarkson's Farm Kaleb personalised coffee mug - Prickly Cards

Funny Clarkson's Farm Coffee Mug - Kaleb Cooper

£12.10

Funny Clarkson's Farm tea mug

There had better be tea in here you rural half-wit – funny Clarkson's Farm personalised tea mug

£12.10

Funny Clarkson's Farm coffee mug with Jeremy Clarkson

Personalised coffee mug

Funny Clarkson's Farm Coffee Mug (Personalisation Available)

£12.10

Kaleb Cooper - Clarkson's Farm funny birthday card

Clarkson's Farm Funny Birthday Card - Kaleb Cooper (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card – Gerald Happy Birthday (A6) - Prickly Cards

Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card – Gerald Cooper (A6)

£3.30

Funny Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card

Funny Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Rural Half-Wit (A6)

£3.30

Clarkson's Farm - Cards and Gifts

Shop our hilarious range of Clarkson’s Farm-inspired cards and gifts – perfect for fans of Jeremy Clarkson, Kaleb Cooper, and the antics at Diddly Squat Farm. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just want a laugh, our cheeky greeting cards bring rural wit and TV humour to life. From “You’re Getting Diddly Squat” birthday cards to “Permit to Party” council jokes, each card is printed on premium 300gsm cardstock with eco-friendly inks in the UK. Pair your card with a matching Clarkson mug for the ultimate gift. Great for farmers, petrolheads, and lovers of British banter!