Sweary Christmas Baubles – Rude, Offensive Festive Decorations (Pack of 4)

Deck the halls with absolute filth. This pack of four sweary Christmas baubles is made for anyone who’s had enough of tinsel and fake cheer – and wants to tell the tree (and festive visitors) exactly how they feel.

Each bauble comes with its own gloriously rude message, designed to offend your in-laws and entertain your mates. Hang them loud and proud or gift the full set to someone who hates Christmas.

These rude Christmas baubles are:

• Made from shatterproof plastic with red satin ribbons
• Lightweight and easy to hang (even after a few drinks)
• Hilarious, offensive and 100% not safe for your Nan
• The ultimate funny Christmas decoration for adults with a filthy sense of humour

Perfect for: Rude Christmas Gifts, Funny Tree Decorations, Secret Santa

Pair with our rude Christmas cards or check out more unapologetically inappropriate gifts for Christmas to fully commit to your chaotic festive vibes. 

What's included:

• BELLEND – The bauble that's both festive and a bit of an insult.
• WELL HUNG – A true conversation starter for your tree.
• HOE HOE HOE – Santa's cheeky side, captured perfectly.
• TWAT – For when your decorations need a bit of attitude.

Why you'll love them:

• Gift-Ready: All four baubles are beautifully packaged together, so no wrapping stress required.
• High-Quality Design: These aren’t your average ornaments; they’re made to last (and offend) year after year.
• Perfect for Laughs: Ideal for holiday parties, stocking fillers or as a hilarious gift exchange item.

Turn your tree into the star of the show (or the subject of family debates) with this pack of sweary delights. Get your pack of sweary baubles now and let the festive fun commence!

Want just one of them? Pick one from our rude Christmas baubles collection. 

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