Tickle the funny bone of your favourite legal eagle or contract enthusiast with our "Legalese Birthday Wishes" greeting card! It’s the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humour to the serious business of getting older.

This card comes with a tongue-in-cheek "disclaimer" that humorously wishes the recipient a fantastic birthday for exactly twenty-four (24) hours from the time of opening. Crafted on high-quality paper that mimics the texture of a formal legal document, the card balances the rigidity of law with the softness of a watercolor heart, blending the world of contracts with the art of care.

Set against a backdrop of a vibrant teal canvas scattered with playful white stars, this card strikes a delightful contrast between the solemnity of legal language and the joyous celebration of a birthday. It’s perfect for those who appreciate a bit of wit with their well-wishes, and it’s guaranteed to be the most memorable card on the mantelpiece — at least for the duration specified.

So why settle for ordinary when you can give them a day of legally stipulated joy? Just remember, while the card might only guarantee happiness for one day, the laughter it brings could be subject to extended terms and conditions!

What you need to know: 

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

Struggling to find a Valentine's gift that suits your better half? We have a selection of funny and rude mugs for that special someone in your life.

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