Oh, darlings! Get ready to swoon and sway this Valentine's Day with the most cheekily charming card this side of romance. Picture this: the ever-glamorous Claudia Winkleman from 'The Traitors' TV show, her signature fringe more mysterious than a secret admirer's love note, beaming up at your beloved from the front of our exclusive Valentine's card. But wait, there's more! It's not just Claudia's gaze that'll have your heart racing faster than Joe Lycett running to a sale at a craft gin distillery.

The card proudly proclaims: "Happy Valentine's Day - I'll always be your faithful." It's a promise, a pledge, a vow of undying devotion that's as dependable as my ability to turn a complaint into a compliment. This card doesn't just say "I love you"; it whispers sweet nothings of loyalty, commitment, and a shared love for dramatic reality TV twists.

So, if you're looking to impress your Valentine with something that combines humour, style, and a touch of celebrity sparkle, look no further. This card is perfect for fans of 'The Traitors,' lovers of Claudia, or anyone who appreciates a good giggle along with their romance. Because, let's face it, nothing says "I love you" quite like Claudia Winkleman's smoludering eyes. Snap one up and be the star of your very own love story this February 14th – and remember, in the game of love, it's always better to be a faithful than a traitor.

All our funny and rude Valentine's Day cards for him and her are handmade to order.

What you need to know: 

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

Struggling to find a Valentine's gift that suits your better half? We have a selection of funny and rude mugs for that special someone in your life.

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