Name: Sheep shearing, cultivating, drilling, hedge cutting. I’m shit at all of them. But I did remember your birthday!– Funny Jeremy Clarkson Birthday Card, Clarkson's Farm (A6)
Brand: Cards
SKU: CA-BRT-000001193
Price: 3.0 GBP
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Sheep shearing, cultivating, drilling, hedge cutting. I’m shit at all of them. But I did remember your birthday!– Funny Jeremy Clarkson Birthday Card, Clarkson's Farm (A6)

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Description

Introducing the hilarious 'Clarkson's Farm' themed birthday card, guaranteed to make your friend or loved one laugh out loud! Featuring the catchy phrase "sheep shearing, cultivating, drilling, hedge cutting. I’m shit at all of them. But I did remember your birthday!" on the front, this card is the perfect way to celebrate their special day.

Imagine the look on their face as they open the envelope and read this comical message. They'll chuckle at the thought of Jeremy Clarkson struggling with farm work, and they'll appreciate the fact that you remembered their birthday despite your lack of farming skills.

So why settle for a boring, ordinary birthday card when you can give them a card that will leave them in stitches? Order the 'Clarkson's Farm' themed birthday card today and make their day a little brighter (even if you're not great at brightening crops or hedges).

What you need to know

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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