Introducing the side-splitting 'Clarkson's Farm' themed Mother's Day card - the perfect way to show your mum that you care (even if your farming skills are a little questionable). Featuring the hilarious message "sheep shearing, cultivating, drilling, hedge cutting. I'm shit at all of them. But I did remember Mother's Day!" on the front, this card is guaranteed to make her laugh.

Let's face it, your mum probably doesn't care about your farming abilities anyway - she just wants to know that you love and appreciate her. And what better way to do that than with a card that acknowledges your shortcomings but still manages to be heartfelt?

So why settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill Mother's Day card when you can give your mom a card that will make her day? Order the 'Clarkson's Farm' themed Mother's Day card today and show your mum that even though you may not be great at farming, you're still the best son/daughter in the world.

What you need to know: 

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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