Funny Valentine’s Day Cards – Hilarious & Cheeky Designs

85 products

Show filter

Sort by

Featured
Best selling
Alphabetically, A-Z
Alphabetically, Z-A
Price, low to high
Price, high to low
Date, old to new
Date, new to old

I Fucking Love You (Love Fucking You) - Rude Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Happy Valentine's _ay (You Can Give Me The 'D' Tonight) - Rude Valentine's Card (A6)

£3.30

The US Office funny Valentine's Day card

Happy Valentine's Day - I hope it's a big one - The US Office Themed Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

This card sucks....but I swallow - Rude Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Will you be my Valentine? Sorry that was a rhetorical question, you have no choice we're married - Funny Valentine's Card (A6)

£3.30

Remember When You Used To Hold In Your Farts? I Miss That - Funny Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

I Can See You Cumming In My Hair Tonight... Rude, Adult Birthday or Valentine's Card (A6)

£3.30

I'm not gonna lie... - Funny Valentine's Day Card - Nessa, Gavin & Stacey (A6)

£3.30

Nessa - funny Gavin and Stacey card for birthday or Valentine's

If truth be told I love you with all of my heart - Funny Gavin and Stacey Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

As long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit - rude Valentine's Day card for her

As Long As I Have A Face, You'll Always Have A Place To Sit - Rude Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

You're Simply The Best - David Rose, Schitt's Creek Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

It's Valentine's Day, Very Nice - Borat Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

If You Don't Play Golf On Valentine's Day, You Can Put One In My Hole - adult Valentine's Day card for golf fans

If You Don't Play Golf On Valentine's Day, You Can Put One In My Hole (A6)

£3.30

Plenty of fish Funny Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Happy Valentine's Day - You Look Nice - Jim, Friday Night Dinner Valentine's Card (A6)

£3.30

Roses Are Red... Choke Me - Funny, Rude, Card for Him and Her (A6)

£3.30

Hamilton the Musical Valentine's card for him and her

You Walked In And My Heart Went 'Boom' - Hamilton-Themed Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Sometimes I want to kiss your face. Other times I want to sit on it - funny card (A6)

£3.30

Happy Valentine's Day - Would You Care For Some Coitus? Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory Funny Card

Happy Valentine's Day - Would You Care For Some Coitus? Sheldon Cooper Funny Card (A6)

£3.30

I Want You To 'Glaze' My Hole - Rude Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee Donkey - it's Valentines day - Funny Line Of Duty Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Funny Valentine's Day Card – I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight (A6)

£3.30

Happy Valentine's Day - I’d Totally Drink Your Bath Water" - Saltburn Inspired Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

This card is covered in seamen - Funny Birthday Card (A6)

£3.30

Happy Valentine's Day You Total MILF - Rude Valentine's Card for Her (A6)

£3.30

You're The Schitt - Funny Schitt's Creek Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

"I Loves You. Genuine." – Gavin & Stacey Valentine’s Card (A6)

£3.30

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day - Roy Kent Themed Ted Lasso Card - Rude Valentine's Day Card (A6)

£3.30

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards – Hilarious & Cheeky Designs

Skip the soppy stuff and give your Valentine a good laugh instead! Our Funny Valentine’s Day Cards collection is packed with sarcastic jokes, cheeky humour, and brutally honest messages—perfect for couples who love to joke around.

😂 Hilarious & Sarcastic Cards – Ideal for partners who prefer laughter over love poems.
💘 Cheeky & Witty Designs – From playful banter to full-on rude and outrageous humour.
🎁 Perfect for Couples & Singles – Whether you're in love, a situationship, or happily single, we’ve got a card for you.
📬 High-Quality & Ready to Send – Printed on premium cardstock, each card comes with an envelope.

Check out all our Valentine's Day Cards here

Check out all our adult / Rude Valentine's Day Cards here

💡 Shop Now & Give a Valentine’s Card That’ll Make Them Laugh!

What about these

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards – Hilarious & Cheeky Designs

Filter

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards – Hilarious & Cheeky Designs

Cart

Your cart is empty

What about these

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards – Hilarious & Cheeky Designs

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards – Hilarious & Cheeky Designs

Oh great. Another newsletter – sign up today!