Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me - rude card (A6)
Rude greeting cards are our favourites – but are you brave enough to send this one? What you need to know - Printed in Manchester...
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Shake your tits, it's your birthday! (A6)
Well if you can't shake 'em on your birthday, when can you?! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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Happy Birthday Foxy Lady Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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7 billion people and you're my favourite – cute birthday card (A6)
Tell them you love them in a different way with this cute birthday card. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK)...
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Funny 30th Birthday Card for Friends (A6)
I can't believe you're 30! I thought you were at least 45. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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Happy Birthday I'll Go Outside and Clap For You at 8pm - Funny Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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Rude Valentine's Card - You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down (A6)
Pretty sure this isn't what Mary Poppins had in mind... This rude Valentine's card is ideal to make your better half smile this February...
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I didn't know what present to get you so this card and a blow job will have to do - rude birthday card (A6)
Better than a lot of the presents we've received in the past... What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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I Love Your Penis - Rude Card for Him (A6)
I mean, what more can you ask for than a card that is suitable for both birthdays AND Valentine's Day?! Definitely a rude card...
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I've got the best present ever for you. My vagina. All night long (A6)
Hands up if it's the best gift you could ever receive? 🙋♀️ What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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I like you best when you're naked - rude birthday card (A6)
People appreciate you telling them the truth on their birthday... this rude card will start the celebrations off the right way! What you need...
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Funny and rude Valentine's Day card – I would love to pound you senseless (A6)
Rude Valentine's Day card for your long-term love... or one night stand! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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This card entitles you to anal sex - rude birthday card (A6)
Well, nothing says 'let's celebrate' like anal...! What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank...
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You're like breakfast... great in bed – Funny card (A6)
A funny, cheeky card suitable for both birthdays and Valentine's Day! What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality...
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This card entitles you to a blow job - rude birthday card (A6)
This rude card will save them from having to drop any hints about what they really want for their birthday... What you need to...
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Rude Valentine's Card – Forget About The Small Talk... (A6)
Who needs small talk anyway?! Get straight to the point this Valentine's with this rude card ideal for any 14th February festivities! What you...
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Not Every Flower... Funny Poem Card (A6)
A funny birthday card for your favourite dickhead. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock-...
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I would have given you a funny card, but at your age there's a chance you'll piss yourself - rude card (A6)
A great birthday card for your favourite 'oldie' who can still have a laugh at their own expense! What you need to know: -...
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I may not be Mrs Right but I'll fuck you until she shows up card (A6)
Forget boring birthday cards, this funny card will really get the birthday celebrations started! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK)...
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The Only Person I'd Run Through An Airport For Is You... Fleabag Birthday Card (A6)
Make someone's birthday even more special with this Fleabag-inspired birthday card. What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality...
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Rude, Cheeky Card for Him and Her – Thanks For All The Orgasms (A6)
Didn't your parents teach you that it's important to say thank you when somebody gives you something?! This rude card is perfect for both...
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You blow this and I'll blow you - Funny birthday card (A6)
We all know what he really wants for his birthday... What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered...
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Tonight...I'm in charge - Adult Card (A6)
Whatever the special occasion, this rude card will help you to celebrate! What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality...
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Happy birthday to you and your massive cock - rude birthday card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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