What Are Sweary Christmas Baubles?

Sweary Christmas Baubles are the hilariously bold ornaments your tree didn’t know it needed! These high-quality 8cm glass baubles come with cheeky sayings like “Bellend,” “Hoe Hoe Hoe,” and “Fuck 2024.” Crafted with care and topped with a red satin bow, they add an irreverent twist to traditional holiday decor.

Why Choose Sweary Baubles for Your Tree?

1. Unique Holiday Humour

If your holidays are more about laughs than formality, these baubles are your perfect match. They make excellent conversation starters and are bound to keep the festivities lighthearted.

2. Premium Craftsmanship

Each bauble is made from durable glass with a flawless finish, ensuring they’ll last for many cheeky Christmases to come. The addition of a stylish gift box makes them ready to gift!

3. Perfect for the Not-So-Traditionalist

Whether you’re a Grinch, a sass queen, or just looking for a laugh, these baubles bring personality to any holiday tree.

Who Are These Baubles For?

These aren’t for the easily offended! They’re ideal for your best mate, your sarcastic sibling, or your work Secret Santa. Want a giggle? Add one to your own tree and make your holiday guests chuckle.

Popular Sweary Bauble Designs

• “Hoe Hoe Hoe” – Santa’s cheekiest greeting!
• “Fuck Off” – A true vibe for 2024.
• “Tinsel Tits” – Add a bit of glamour with a smirk.
• “Wanker” – The ultimate British humor addition.

How to Style Your Sweary Baubles

Pair them with traditional ornaments for a fun contrast or go all-in with a tree dedicated to sass! Mix in bold colors like red and gold to let these baubles shine (literally and figuratively).

Why Shop Sweary Baubles at Prickly Cards?

Prickly Cards is known for blending high-quality craftsmanship with unique humor. Based in Manchester, UK, all products are packed and shipped with care, ensuring your holiday cheer arrives on time and intact.

Order Your Sweary Baubles Today!

Don’t wait—these baubles are a seasonal hit! Visit Prickly Cards now to snag yours and make this Christmas the funniest one yet.

And just incase one isn't enough......they are now available in packs of 4