Dive into the deep end of love this Valentine's Day with our whimsically charming card, inspired by the Amazon Prime movie 'Saltburn'! This A6 gem, crafted from heavy weight hammered card stock, not only feels luxurious in your hands but also exudes an air of elegance and quality. The front of the card proudly features the playful declaration, "Happy Valentine's Day - I’d Totally Drink Your Bath Water," set in a font that's as bold and cheeky as the message itself.

Accompanying this saucy statement is an enchanting picture of a bath, reminiscent of the one in 'Saltburn', turning the card into a mini canvas of romance and quirky charm. The bath, with its classic contours and inviting allure, symbolises the perfect blend of humour and love – ideal for those who adore a good giggle along with their romance.

But wait, there's more! The inside of this splendid card is a blank canvas, eagerly awaiting your heartfelt or hilarious message. It's your chance to splash your sweetheart with words of love, drenched in your own unique style. Whether it's a poetic verse, a cheeky joke, or a simple "I adore you," your words will surely be the pièce de résistance of this Valentine's Day masterpiece.

As you run your fingers over the textured, hammered finish of the card, you'll feel the quality and care that's gone into its creation. It's sturdy, yet sophisticated – much like the best of relationships.

This Valentine's Day, don't just send a card; send a statement of love with a twist of humor. Our "Happy Valentine's Day - I’d Totally Drink Your Bath Water" card is more than just a greeting; it's a memorable experience, guaranteed to bring a smile (and perhaps a blush) to your beloved's face. So, embrace the unconventional, celebrate your unique bond, and let this delightfully daring card do the talking!

All our funny and rude Valentine's Day cards for him and her are handmade to order.

What you need to know: 

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

Struggling to find a Valentine's gift that suits your better half? We have a selection of funny and rude mugs for that special someone in your life.

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You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly.

This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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