Looking for the perfect birthday card for that friend who loves artisanal sourdough, has a cupboard full of just in case Tupperware, and can’t resist a well-stocked farmers' market? Inspired by that recent comment from Gregg Wallace, this card is a cheeky nod to all the fabulous, sophisticated women out there who have truly mastered life—one organic avodaco and Prosecco brunch at a time.

🎨 A6 Size: Compact but full of personality, like the woman receiving it.
💌 High-Quality Finish: Crisp text, bright design, and a splash of tasteful humour.
😂 Guaranteed Laughs: Perfect for middle-class goddesses, BFFs, mums, or any queen of "a certain age."

Because why celebrate birthdays quietly when you can poke a little fun with style?

Our funny, rude and unique cards are all handmade to order.

What you need to know:

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping & delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly.

This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.