Gerald Clarkson's Farm – Funny Christmas card (A6)
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Gerald Clarkson's Farm – Funny Christmas card (A6)

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Gerald Clarkson's Farm – Funny Christmas card (A6)

Oh, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, especially when you throw in a bit of countryside charm and unintelligible wisdom. So, let's get festive with a touch of farmyard flair:

The "Gerald's Gibberish Christmas" A6 Card

Front: Imagine this – an A6 Christmas card adorned with the beloved, incomprehensible Gerald from Clarkson's Farm. There he is, in all his glory, sporting a Christmas hat that looks like it’s seen a few too many seasons, sitting slightly askew on his head as if it’s trying to decipher his words itself.

Caption: Gerald, mid-gibberish, with speech bubbles that contain festive squiggles and symbols. It’s like he’s wishing you a Merry Christmas, but in a language only the sheep might understand. This isn’t just a card; it’s a conversation starter, a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, topped with a festive hat.

Inside: Blank as a field in winter, ready for your own words – be they clear, cryptic, or a merry mix of both. It's the perfect space to scribble down your holiday greetings, or perhaps your best guess at what Gerald might actually be saying.

Perfect For: This card is the absolute gem for anyone who appreciates the rustic charm of farm life, the humor of Clarkson's Farm, or just enjoys a good old-fashioned head-scratcher. It’s for friends, family, and colleagues who love a laugh and don’t mind a bit of festive gibberish.

Wrap Up: This Christmas, why send a normal, run-of-the-mill card when you can send a Gerald special? It’s a surefire way to bring a smile, a chuckle, and maybe a confused squint – but most importantly, it’s a unique way to spread some holiday cheer. So, grab this card, and let Gerald’s incomprehensible festive spirit do the talking!

What you need to know:

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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