Ah, Gregg Wallace – the man who thought he’d deliver a cheeky little insult by labelling “middle-class women of a certain age.” But instead of taking it lying down, these marvellous women embraced it, wore it as a badge of honour, and probably raised a glass of chilled Sauvignon Blanc to toast their fabulousness. This card is for her – the woman who laughs in the face of misogyny and turns a supposed put-down into a power move.

With bold, minimalist text and a charming watercolour heart, this A6 card captures the essence of middle-class sass and unapologetic brilliance. Blank inside for your own empowering or irreverent message, it’s printed on premium cardstock – as classy as the recipient herself. Whether she’s navigating life with sharp wit or conquering the world one sourdough starter at a time, this card is a tribute to her glorious self-confidence.

Because, let’s face it, if Gregg’s quip taught us anything, it’s that you don’t mess with a middle-class woman of a certain age.

- Printed in the UK onto exceptionally high quality hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropelene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

At checkout, you can select your preferred shipping option based on your location – how very bespoke! We can ship to most corners of this fabulous planet, though occasionally an item might throw a tantrum and refuse to travel to certain places. If that happens, we’ll sort it and let you know.

However, due to those utterly thrilling new GPSR regulations (don’t worry, I didn’t know what they were either), we’re unable to ship to the EU or Northern Ireland at the moment. Devastating, I know – pour yourself a drink and blame bureaucracy! We’re working on a solution, though, so keep your fingers crossed and your spirits high!

This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

In summary, wherever possible, we’re here to get your goodies to you – and we’ll do it with as much panache as we can muster. Happy shipping, my love! 🌍✨

Sometimes life doesn't work out the way we planned—like that time we tried to adopt a goat called Susan. If you've received something from us that’s not quite right (wrong item, defective, or simply cursed), fret not! Here's how our enchanting returns process works:

The Basics
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Yes, we will even cover the return shipping costs if the blunder was ours. We’re generous like that.

Timing is Everything
Now, refunds don’t happen in the blink of an eye, but they’re certainly faster than growing a bonsai tree. Most refunds are back in your hands within four weeks of you handing your package to the return shipper. Let me explain this magical timeline:

• Transit Time: The shipper brings your return to us, usually taking 5 to 10 business days. This journey is like a scenic road trip but with fewer snack stops.
• Processing Time: Once we receive your parcel, we’ll process your return in 3 to 5 business days. We take this seriously—no dawdling allowed.
• Bank Shenanigans: Then it’s over to your bank, which can take another 5 to 10 business days to process the refund. Why banks move slower than a snail on a lazy Sunday is beyond me, but we’re all at their mercy
  
  

How to Initiate a Return
It’s easy-peasy:

1. Log in to your account
2. Click the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu.
3. Hit the Return Item(s) button, and voilà, you’re halfway to refund bliss.

Once your returned item waltzes into our warehouse and we’ve done our thing, we’ll send you an email to confirm your refund has been processed. Pop the kettle on, check your bank balance, and prepare to be reunited with your hard-earned cash.

Any questions? Don’t hesitate to get in touch. Unlike some goats, we don’t bite. 💅