Name: Funny Rude Retirement Card - Next Stop Death - Funny leaving card (A6)
Brand: Cards
SKU: CA-NWJ-000001270
Price: 3.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

Funny Rude Retirement Card - Next Stop Death - Funny leaving card (A6)

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Printed + Packed in Manchester (UK)

All Cards sent Royal Mail 1st Class

Description

For the retiree with a morbid sense of humor and a love for laughs, the "Grim Jester" Retirement Card is the ticket to a celebratory send-off with a twist! This audacious A6 card dares to say what others only joke about in hushed tones at the water cooler.

🎉 Bold Features:

A6 size for a statement that's as big as their newfound freedom
The darkly humorous declaration, "NEXT STOP DEATH (I mean happy retirement)," pokes fun at life's inevitable journey with a wink and a nudge
A singular, plush velvet heart, because at the end of the day, it's all about the love

💀 Why It's Hilariously Perfect:

Embraces the gallows humor that only a true work family can appreciate
A refreshing alternative to the usual saccharine retirement cards, perfect for the colleague who has always been the life of the office... party
The ultimate ice-breaker for the retirement party that will have everyone dying... of laughter

💌 Craftsmanship Details:

Comes with an accompanying high-quality envelope to keep the humor under wraps until just the right moment
Printed on premium, long-lasting card stock, because the best jokes are those that stand the test of time

🤣 Cheeky Tip:

Slide in a gift card for something they love (like a lifetime supply of anti-aging cream or a vampire novel) to complement the theme and show them the fun’s just beginning.

When you want to go beyond the conventional and celebrate retirement with a side of snickers, this card from Prickly Cards delivers a punchline that will be remembered well into those golden years. Snag this "Grim Jester" Retirement Card and prepare to deliver the kind of farewell that's as memorable as their career!

Your colleague isn't going to forget this rude leaving card in a hurry, are they?!

What they need to know

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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