I Am Going To Shit On You - Funny Card (A6)
We once shipped this card to a customer whose friend had a pathological fear of pigeons... they were going to give them this card...
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You had me at "I hate everyone too" - funny card (A6)
Share this funny card with a loved to celebrate their birthday! What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality...
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Happy Birthday - I'm Ecstatic - Funny Captain Holt Card, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (A6)
'No gifts. No singing of Happy Birthday. It should be fun.' – Celebrate birthdays in the way Captain Holt thinks is appropriate with this...
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Happy Birthday - Mexico Will Pay For Your Cake - Donald Trump Funny Birthday Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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Happy Birthday to the dick I love to suck - rude birthday card (A6)
Make him blush this birthday with this rude birthday card. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm...
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Let's drink red wine, coz UB40 - 40th Birthday Card (A6)
They say life begins at 40, so share this special milestone with this fun birthday card. What you need to know: - Printed in...
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Funny Social Distancing Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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4 out of 5 men will get a blow job for their birthday, Happy Birthday number 5 (A6)
Unlucky number 5! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own...
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Hello From Your Favourite Child - Funny Birthday Card For Mum Or Dad (A6)
Celebrate Mother's Day in style with this charming and unique greeting card featuring the words 'Hello From your favourite child' and a beautiful picture...
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Ignore what everyone else says... I actually think you're alright (A6)
"Ignore what everyone else says..." – advice we've been following since day one! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto...
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This Card Is Also Your Present - Funny Birthday Card (A6)
Get the party started with this silly birthday card! What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered...
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Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These - Funny Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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I hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter and cock / cake card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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Daddy Shark - Funny Birthday card For Dad (A6)
Funny, rude, unique and handmade to order. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank...
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Herd it's your birthday - Funny Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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You're my soul mate and you've got a great cock (A6)
Make them blush with this rude card! What you need to know - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank...
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Happy birthday from your favourite slut card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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I Can See You Cumming In My Hair Tonight... Rude, Adult Birthday or Valentine's Card (A6)
You know, the beauty of this card is it works for both fans and non-fans of the legend that is Master Phil Collins! This...
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Congrats on being the second coolest person in our relationship - Birthday Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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Happy Birthday Stop The Count! Funny Donald Trump Birthday Card (A6)
Make their birthday great again with this Donald Trump-inspired birthday card. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality...
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It's Your Birthday - Noice! Brooklyn Nine-Nine Birthday Card, Jake Peralta (A6)
Wish your friends a cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool birthday with this Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake Peralta card. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto...
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Happy Birth_ay - You'll get the D tonight - Rude Birthday Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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Happy Birthday Puss Face - Friday Night Dinner Funny Card (A6)
A great birthday card for any Friday Night Dinner fan. What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm...
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My Favourite Child Gave Me This Card For My Birthday - Funny Card for Mum or Dad (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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