Are you looking for a way to express your affection with a hint of humor and a dash of legal jargon? Look no further! Presenting our "Legally Bound to Love" Valentine's Day card, perfect for the paramour with a penchant for fine print.

This card features a crisp, lawyerly disclaimer that humorously guarantees a "great Valentine's Day" for a specific term of twenty-four (24) hours from the time of receipt. It's printed on premium, parchment-like paper that would make any attorney nod with approval. The design is a classic mix of bold, assertive text and a single, hand-painted heart that softens the statutory tone with a splash of sentiment.

On a vibrant red background dotted with whimsical white hearts, this card merges legal lingo with love, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate a contractually obligated cuddle or a tenderly scheduled tryst. Whether your beloved is an actual solicitor or just someone who loves a good clause, this card is sure to invoke both laughter and love.

Terms and conditions may not apply to the emotional response elicited by this card.

All our funny and rude Valentine's Day cards for him and her are handmade to order.

What you need to know: 

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

Struggling to find a Valentine's gift that suits your better half? We have a selection of funny and rude mugs for that special someone in your life.

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly.

This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.