Looking for a Father's Day card that will stand out on the mantelpiece and possibly raise an eyebrow or two? This cheeky greeting card might just be the ticket. It's the perfect blend of humor and love for the dad who appreciates a good joke and isn't too fussed about the birds and the bees talk.

Our "Congrats Dad!" card is printed on high-quality paper that will endure as long as the memory of your dad’s reaction when he reads it. The design features a tongue-in-cheek message that's sure to elicit a chuckle: "The problem with celebrating Father's Day is it's basically a way of saying 'congrats for having sex with my mum'... But sure, you have a good time." Complete with a playful heart, this card skips the sappy verse and gets straight to the point with a humorous nod to dad's... umm, achievements.

Whether you're looking to inject a bit of humor into your Father's Day festivities or simply want to show dad that his sense of humor has indeed been passed down, this card is a memorable way to say, "Thanks for being you... in every sense of the word."

What you need to know: 

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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