Prepare to elevate the birthday celebrations to an unprecedented level of cheeky charm with our latest creation – an A6 birthday card that is guaranteed to leave an indelible mark on the recipient's memory (and possibly their blush reflex). Imagine the scene: a sleek, perfectly-sized card that fits in the palm of your hand, teasing the promise of laughter before it's even opened.
But it's the message on the front that truly sets this card apart. With audacious wit and a brazen nod to the circle of life (and adult humor), it boldly declares: "On this day you came out of a vagina and tonight you get to go back in one." This isn't just a birthday greeting; it's a rite of passage, a nudge and a wink rolled into one, wrapped in the universal truth of our humble beginnings and the potential for a cheeky evening ahead.
Inside, the card is as blank as the expression on your friend's face will be for a moment—a canvas awaiting your personal touch. Scribble your heartfelt wishes, doodle some laughs, or simply sign your name with a flourish; the choice is yours. This card is perfect for the friend who appreciates humour that pushes boundaries, for the partner with whom you share an inside joke, or for anyone who can handle a bit of saucy banter on their birthday.
So, if you're ready to gift something that combines hilarity, a dash of shock value, and a sprinkle of naughtiness, this is the card for you. Let's celebrate the miracle of birth and the joys of adulthood with a card that says it all, in a way only the boldest dare to. Perfect for those who don't just want to add a year to their age but also a memorable story to their birthday celebrations.
Order yours today at www.pricklycards.com – because love should always make you smile! 😘🎈
What you need to know:
- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible
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