Introducing the ultimate mug for all your shit-related needs! Behold, our magnificent 11oz mug that's here to bring a load of laughter to your daily routine. This marvelous creation proudly displays a comprehensive guide to all things fecal and linguistic. Prepare to be amazed as we break down the intricacies of bullshit, batshit, horseshit, chickenshit, apeshit, dog shit, dipshit, jack shit, hot shit, no shit, and holy shit!
With our mug in hand, you'll become an expert in the fine art of excrement-based expressions. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or enjoying an afternoon tea, this mug will be your trusty companion throughout the day. It's the perfect conversation starter and icebreaker, guaranteed to make your friends, family, and coworkers laugh their asses off!
Made with top-notch ceramic, this mug is as durable as it is hilarious. Its smooth surface ensures an enjoyable drinking experience, while the handle provides a comfortable grip for all hand sizes, from dainty digits to Hulk-like hands. Plus, the vibrant print is guaranteed to stay intact even after numerous trips through the dishwasher. No shit, we're serious!
Imagine the joy of taking a sip from this mug while contemplating the wonders of the world. You'll ponder the true meaning of bullshit, wonder why anyone would be batshit insane, and muse over the countless ways chickenshit can be cowardly. It's an educational experience disguised as a coffee break!
So, if you're tired of boring mugs that don't offer a single chuckle, it's time to embrace the absurdity of life with our magnificent mug. Whether you're an aficionado of fecal folklore or simply appreciate a good laugh, this mug is a must-have addition to your collection. Don't miss out on the chance to be the envy of everyone around you, proudly sipping your favorite beverage from this cheeky and utterly fantastic mug!
Disclaimer: This mug is not responsible for any uncontrollable fits of laughter, milk spills due to unexpected guffaws, or colleagues wondering what the hell you're drinking from. Remember, life is too short to take things too seriously, especially when it comes to shit. So grab your mug and embrace the hilarity today!
What you need to know:
Material: Ceramic
Capacity: 11 Fluid ounces
Description:
Every mug is printed and dispatched the day you order. Orders from within the UK usually arrive in 24 to 48 hours, while overseas orders usually arrive within 3 - 5 working days. If you need the mug urgently you can upgrade the shipping at the checkout.
This is a high-quality ceramic mug with a flawless design that is dishwasher and microwave safe.
We can add your name to the reverse of the mug, or alternatively, both sides can be printed with the text shown in the primary image.
If you would like something slightly different, just send us a message and we'll do our best to accommodate
FEATURES
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Handmade to order using the highest quality materials
- 11 oz ceramic mug
- It won't fade, peel or scratch off
- Glossy finish
- Suitable for both right and left-handers
SHIPPING
- Printed and packed in Manchester (UK) - each mug is packed in a cardboard box with a crash-lock base and inner fitting inserts to ensure safe transportation.
The mugs are packaged in cardboard boxes that are 100% recyclable and made from FSC certified environmentally friendly material. They also feature a frustration-free, tear strip for easy opening.
