Are you looking for a way to express your affection with a hint of humor and a dash of legal jargon? Look no further! Presenting our "Legally Bound to Love" Valentine's Day card, perfect for the paramour with a penchant for fine print.
This card features a crisp, lawyerly disclaimer that humorously guarantees a "great Valentine's Day" for a specific term of twenty-four (24) hours from the time of receipt. It's printed on premium, parchment-like paper that would make any attorney nod with approval. The design is a classic mix of bold, assertive text and a single, hand-painted heart that softens the statutory tone with a splash of sentiment.
On a vibrant red background dotted with whimsical white hearts, this card merges legal lingo with love, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate a contractually obligated cuddle or a tenderly scheduled tryst. Whether your beloved is an actual solicitor or just someone who loves a good clause, this card is sure to invoke both laughter and love.
Terms and conditions may not apply to the emotional response elicited by this card.
- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock - Blank inside for your own message - A6 size - Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag - All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible
Struggling to find a Valentine's gift that suits your better half? We have a selection of funny and rude mugs for that special someone in your life.
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