Make a splash on their special day with our fabulously fun birthday card, inspired by the enchanting Amazon Prime movie 'Saltburn'! This A6 delight, crafted from premium heavy weight hammered card stock, is not just a birthday card – it's a testament to your unique and playful sense of style. The front of the card features the daringly humorous phrase, "Happy Birthday - I’d Totally Drink Your Bath Water," displayed in a bold and cheeky font that's sure to raise an eyebrow or two.

But the fun doesn't stop there! Accompanying this audacious birthday wish is a beautifully rendered picture of a bath, directly inspired by 'Saltburn'. This isn't just any old tub; it's a luxurious, inviting haven of relaxation, symbolising the kind of pampering and indulgence we all crave on our birthdays. The intricate details of the bath, set against the tactile background of the hammered card stock, create a delightful sensory experience for the recipient.

Inside, the card is blank, offering a pristine space for your personalised birthday greetings. Whether you choose to write a heartfelt message, a witty quip, or a loving poem, your words will be the perfect complement to the card's playful exterior.

The quality of the card is palpable; the hammered texture not only adds an element of sophistication but also makes the card a joy to hold and a pleasure to receive. It's sturdy, elegant, and exudes a sense of luxury – much like a well-drawn bath.

This birthday, go beyond the ordinary with our "Happy Birthday - I’d Totally Drink Your Bath Water" card. It's the perfect way to celebrate someone who enjoys a good laugh and appreciates the finer things in life, like a beautifully designed birthday card and a memorable reference to a beloved movie. So, raise a glass (or a bath sponge) to your loved one and make their birthday unforgettable with this uniquely charming and slightly cheeky greeting card!

What you need to know: 

- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6 size
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible

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