Oh, darling, here we have a Christmas card that screams, "I came from the future, and I brought sarcasm with me." Featuring a rather devout-looking tech tycoon in a Santa hat, this festive masterpiece cheerily wishes "Merry Christmas, Carbon-Based Lifeforms!" Because let’s be honest, traditional holiday cheer is so last century.
Pixelated baubles, miniature trees, and a gingerbread person give this card the retro charm of an old-school video game, while the cheeky sentiment is perfect for anyone who prefers their festivities with a side of existential crisis. Blank inside, because your dry wit and questionable life choices deserve space to shine. Crafted from high-quality card stock, so it’ll outlast even the most awkward family Christmas dinners.
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- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high quality 350gsm hammered cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- A6
- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropelene bag
- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible