The Office Gifts and Cards That Would Make Michael Scott Scream “That's What She Said”
If you're looking for a sentimental, soppy card with cursive script and a photo of a daffodil – you’re in the wrong office, friend. But if you're looking for funny The Office cards and gifts that would make Dwight Schrute twitch with joy and Michael Scott snort-laugh into his World's Best Boss mug, then Prickly Cards has the stationery you never knew your soul needed.
For Birthdays That Deserve Something Better Than a Singing Card
Birthdays come but once a year – unlike passive-aggressive post-it notes from Carol in Finance. So why not celebrate properly?
- “Age Is Just a Number” – Dwight Schrute: Just a number, yes. But it’s also an excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
- “Love Is All You Need” – Also Dwight Schrute: And possibly a beetroot farm.
- “Hope It’s a Big One” – Michael Scott: So inappropriate. So perfect.
Cards for Lovers, Fighters, and People Who Just Got a New Job
Whether they’ve been promoted, demoted, or just “moved on mutually,” we’ve got a card for the occasion:
- New Job / Leaving Card – The Office Themed: Great for congratulating them... and low-key letting them know you’ve already claimed their desk plant.
- Michael Scott Anniversary Card: Hope it’s a big one. Enough said.
Christmas Cards That’ll Sleigh Your Entire Office
Tired of snowflakes and robins on your Christmas cards? Fancy something more... Schrute?
- “Santa’s Coming – That’s What She Said”: For the festive pun-lover in your life. HR not included.
- “The Dwight Before Christmas”: The only Christmas tale that includes surveillance, beet juice, and fire drills.
- “I’m Dreaming of a Dwight Christmas”: Who isn’t?
For the Office Fan Who Has Everything Except These Mugs
Forget novelty socks. These funny The Office mugs are the perfect gift for anyone who thinks ‘Boom. Roasted.’ is a legitimate HR strategy.
- Boom Roasted Mug: Ideal for sipping tea while mentally tearing someone apart.
- World’s Best Boss Personalised Mug: Yes, you can actually put your name on it. You narcissist.
Why Prickly Cards Is the Dunder Mifflin of Funny Gifts
If Dunder Mifflin sold cards, they’d be weird, inappropriate, and strangely touching – just like ours. Explore our full collection of The Office cards and gifts and discover the perfect way to say “I love you,” “I tolerate you,” or “You’ve just turned 40 and I’m not emotionally prepared.”
Remember: every time you send a boring card, an angel gets a disciplinary. So choose funny. Choose Dwight. Choose chaos.
