The Hilarious Art of Choosing the Perfect Get Well Soon Card (Yes, It’s a Thing)

Now listen, darlings. If someone you love is under the weather, recovering from surgery, or just trying to survive the utter trauma of British summer hayfever, you owe them more than a limp WhatsApp saying “hope you feel better soon x.”

They need cheer. They need sass. They need a get well soon card so glorious it’ll have the nurses chuckling at the ward desk. Enter: Prickly Cards. The spiritual home of cards that say, “You matter” but also, “You’re an idiot for trying to lift that Ikea bookcase alone.”

So I’ve taken it upon myself — like the national treasure I absolutely am — to hand-pick 20 of the best get well soon cards from Prickly’s saucy shelves to guide you through the healing arts. Let’s begin.

1. The Orthopaedic Enthusiast's Delight

Hip, Hip, Hooray!

If they’ve just had a hip replacement, give them a standing ovation (or at least one done mentally) with the Hip, Hip, Hooray - Get Well Soon - Hip Replacement Card. It’s punny, it’s supportive, and unlike their actual hip, it won’t dislocate at a wedding disco.

Knee’d I Say More?

Let’s not gloss over the knees. Show some love with the Take It Nice and Knee-sy - Knee Replacement Card. Because nothing says “I care” like a bad pun and the subtle reminder they now set off airport security.

2. A Celebration of Snips, Stitches and Surgeries

Snip Snip, Hooray!

Know someone recovering from a vasectomy? First of all, bless them and their bag of frozen peas. Second of all, send them the Snip Snip - Happy Vasectomy Card — a charmingly savage nod to their decision to retire the swimmers.

This Is... A Bit Extreme

For those friends who always take things too far, may I suggest the “I Know You Wanted Some Time Off Work, But This Is A Bit Extreme” card? It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it delivers the perfect side-eye energy.

Heart to Heart (Literally)

Support your pal post-surgery with the Heart Bypass Surgery Get Well Soon Card. It says “I care” but also “I have the comedic range of a national tour of ‘Cats.’”

3. For When You Secretly Enjoy Their Suffering

The "Give Your Pain to Karen" Card

Listen, we’ve all got that mutual enemy. The one who posts inspirational quotes on LinkedIn and calls themselves a “networking ninja.” Send your poorly pal the "I Wish I Could Take Away Your Pain and Give It to Someone We Both Really Hate" card and enjoy a moment of cathartic spite together. Delicious.

A-Knee Excuse

For round two of the joint-joke extravaganza, may I present the A-Knee Excuse for Some Time Off card. Equal parts pun and pity, it’s ideal for those who love a wordplay more than they loved their original cartilage.

4. The Surgical Hall of Fame

Open Hearted and Slightly Unhinged

There’s heartfelt, and then there’s literally heart-felt. If they’ve been through major heart surgery and have a sense of humour stronger than their post-op painkillers, the Funny & Cheeky Open Heart Surgery Card is your go-to. Light-hearted (pun completely intended) but thoughtful.

Gallbladder Gone, Sass Remains

For the friend who had their gallbladder removed and now talks about it like it’s a cancelled ex, send the Yipiee Gallbladder Free card. Bold, celebratory, and a little bit savage — just like them.

Prescribed: Big Hugs and the Good Drugs

The Wishing You Big Hugs and All the Best Drugs card is the warm blanket of the get well world — if that blanket had a cocktail of Tramadol, humour, and passive aggression stitched into it. Highly recommend for friends on the mend (and slightly high).

5. Getting Well (with a Side of Innuendo)

No Seeds, Just Sass

Another vasectomy card? Absolutely. Why? Because nothing says “Get well, you brave man-child” like the 100% Juice No Seeds masterpiece. Subtle? No. Memorable? You bet your now non-functioning swimmers it is.

Feeling Yourself... But Not Like That

I audibly cackled when I saw this. The Feeling Yourself Again (Not Like That) card is perfect for the saucy friend who’s not quite dead but certainly needs a morale boost... and a cold flannel.

The General Operation Vibe

Sometimes you don’t know what they had done. Hip? Nose? Soul extraction? Play it safe and still be hilarious with the Speedy Recovery - Funny Operation Card. It covers everything from broken ankles to bruised egos.

6. Emotional Support, But Make It Funny

Everything Will Be OK (Probably)

For mates wading through the fog of anxiety, heartbreak, or just the despair of having to use Internet Explorer at work, the Everything Will Be OK In The End card is the emotional hug they didn’t know they needed. Slightly cheesy? Yes. But also oddly reassuring — like a Greggs sausage roll after a bad day.

This Is a Bit Sh*t

Let’s not sugar-coat it — sometimes life is just one giant bin fire. If they’re having a genuinely awful time and humour’s the only medicine left on the shelf, the Well This Is A Bit Shit card says it perfectly. Equal parts empathy and LOLs.

At Least It’s Not Herpes

Dark? Maybe. Accurate? You bet. The At Least It’s Not Herpes card delivers some cold, hard silver-lining realness. Ideal for friends who laugh through the pain — and aren’t easily offended. (Not recommended for your nan... unless your nan’s a legend.)

7. For Colleagues You Secretly Resent

Don’t Rush Back to Work

For the colleague who fakes enthusiasm in every Teams meeting, gift them this absolute gem: "Don’t Rush Back to Work – Everyone Thinks You’re a Twat Anyway". Brutal. Hilarious. And somehow… oddly supportive?

Always Here For You (Unless It's Raining)

Sometimes you want to be sweet, but not vomit-inducing. The Always Here For You – Whatever the Weather card treads that line beautifully. It's got tenderness, it's got charm, and crucially — it has no glitter. Win.

This Is So Sh*t – Here's a Hug

The This Is So Sh*t – Here’s a Hug in an Envelope card is your go-to for real talk. It’s like turning up at their hospital bedside in emotional pyjamas holding a takeaway curry. Thoughtful, comforting, and slightly chaotic.

8. For When You're Honestly Shocked They're Still Alive

Still Breathing? Iconic.

Rounding out our collection with a jaw-dropper, the I Can’t Believe You’re Not Dead Yet card is the pinnacle of dark humour. For your best mate who thrives on sarcasm and medical drama, this is the greatest gift you can give — after morphine, obviously.

Conclusion: Because Laughter Really *Is* the Best Medicine

There you have it — the crème de la crème of funny get well soon cards, served up with enough wit, sass, and passive aggression to make your mate forget they’ve got stitches. Whether you're cheering up your surgery-sore sibling, sarcastic workmate, or the mate who thrives on attention, Prickly Cards has the antidote to boring, beige recovery wishes.

So don’t just say “Get well soon” — say it with style. Say it with a card that’s rude, hilarious, and possibly a little bit offensive (in the best way).

And remember, if they don’t laugh... blame the meds. 💊

FAQs About Funny Get Well Soon Cards

1. Where can I buy funny get well soon cards in the UK?

You can shop the UK’s funniest get well soon cards at Prickly Cards — home of rude, cheeky, and hilariously relatable designs perfect for mates, family, or even your work nemesis.

2. What are the best get well soon cards for surgery recovery?

Look for cards that match their situation! Whether it's hip replacements, heart bypasses, or gallbladder drama, there’s a card for every scar.

3. Are rude get well cards appropriate?

If they’ve got a sense of humour and a painkiller prescription? Absolutely. Just maybe skip the rude ones for Grandma unless she’s an absolute legend.

4. Can I send funny cards for mental health recovery?

Yes — just be sensitive. Cards like the ‘Everything Will Be OK’ offer humour *and* support without making light of serious things.

5. Do funny cards actually help people feel better?

Laughter reduces stress, releases endorphins and boosts morale — so yes, a funny card can be just what the doctor ordered. Pair it with wine for best results (consult a GP first... maybe).