Father’s Day is coming. And what better way to honour your darling daddy than with a rude Father’s Day card that says “I love you, but also, you’re a bit of a twat.”

If you’re sick of soppy sentiment and want to make Dad chuckle, snort, or dramatically sigh and mutter “bloody kids”, you’re in the right place. We’ve rounded up our finest selection of funny rude Father’s Day cards from Prickly Cards that are equal parts savage and sweet (ish). Perfect for cute Father's Day cards with a cheeky twist.

1. "You're Getting Diddly Squat" - Clarkson Would Be Proud

Channel your inner Jeremy with this Clarkson’s Farm card that tells your old man exactly what he’s getting: diddly bloody squat. Ideal for dads who love tractors, Top Gear, or being gently insulted.

2. "Sh*t on It – It’s Father’s Day!" - Jim Would Approve

This one’s for the Friday Night Dinner fans. Jim is shaking. This card is gloriously nonsensical and a little bit rude – just like your dad, probably.

3. "Alexa, Send Dad a Cheap Card" - Tech-Savvy Sarcasm

If your dad spends more time yelling at Alexa than hugging you, this digital-age delight will hit the (Bluetooth-enabled) spot.

4. "Sheep Shearing, Cultivating... I'm Sh*t at All of Them"

A nod to farming fails and fatherly flaws, this brutally honest beauty is for country dads who appreciate sarcasm and self-deprecation with their tea.

5. "If You Think This Card is Sh*t..." - Meta Humour FTW

Cards about cards. Meta? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely. Gift your dad this card that insults itself before he can.

6. "Out of All Mum's Boyfriends..." - Oof.

This cheeky little number is a backhanded compliment wrapped in daddy issues. Perfect for stepdads with a thick skin and a good sense of humour.

7. "I Choose My Cards Like I Choose Nursing Homes..."

If your dad’s worst fear is being packed off somewhere with weak tea and stronger bingo games, this absolute roast will get the message across – lovingly, of course.

8. "Along With Christmas and Ted" - Calendar Burn

This brilliantly dry card puts Father’s Day in the same category as...well, background telly. But hey, you remembered – and that’s what counts!

9. "To One of My Favourite Parents" - High Praise (Sort of)

We love this beauty for being technically affectionate, but also extremely non-committal. Dads love ambiguity, right?

10. Wordle-Loving Dad? Say Less

Does your dad scream “daily streak” more than “emotional availability”? Then this Wordle-inspired winner is the one.

11. "Hope This Father’s Day is as Great as Life Pre-Kids"

Ouch. And yet... accurate. For the dad who’s given up everything – peace, sleep, dignity – this card hits like a midlife crisis on wheels.

12. "Thanks for Not Pulling Out" - No Words.

Actually, just three words. Thanks. For. Everything.

Make Father’s Day Hilariously Memorable

So there you have it, my sassy sentiment senders. If you want a Father’s Day card that’s funny, rude, and actually memorable, Prickly Cards is your spiritual home. Whether he’s a sarcasm connoisseur or a grumpy git with a heart of gold, there’s a card here that’ll tickle his funny bone – or at least mildly offend him.

Grab yours now before they disappear like Dad when the bill arrives.

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