Gregg Wallace Who? Gifts That Laugh at Misogyny and Celebrate Middle-Class Women
1. The Gregg Wallace Mug: The Ultimate Middle-Class Clapback
Middle-Class Woman of a Certain Age Mug
What better way to sip your artisan coffee or kombucha than from a mug that turns Gregg Wallace’s misguided commentary into pure comedy? This Middle-Class Woman of a Certain Age mug is a tongue-in-cheek masterpiece, perfect for women who know exactly who they are and couldn’t care less what a TV food critic thinks.
Why It’s Perfect:
- A daily reminder to own the stereotype and sip with sass.
- A brilliant rebuttal to unsolicited opinions.
- The ideal companion for book clubs, Zoom calls, or shouting at the news.
2. Happy Birthday to My Favourite Middle-Class Woman of a Certain Age – A Card with Bite
This isn’t just any birthday card—it’s a glorious salute to the women who lean into their middle-class habits and laugh all the way to their organic cheese boards. Perfect for your friend who knows her way around a Le Creuset casserole dish and isn’t above a cheeky prosecco binge.
Why It’s Perfect:
- Hilariously highlights Gregg Wallace’s absurd comments.
- Perfect for friends who take the stereotype and run with it.
- Makes an unapologetic statement about embracing who you are.
3. Merry Christmas to My Favourite Middle-Class Woman of a Certain Age – Festive and Feisty
Ah, Christmas—a time of joy, family, and curated Instagram-worthy festivities. If you know a woman who manages to make the season picture-perfect (and probably has a selection of matching serving platters), this card is both a celebration and a cheeky jab.
Why It’s Perfect:
- Throws subtle shade at middle-class Christmas perfection.
- A brilliant way to poke fun at festive over-achievers.
- Brings humor to the most stressful time of the year.
4. Funny Anniversary Card for Middle-Class Women of a Certain Age – Love, Laughter, and a Gregg Wallace Dig
Anniversaries are supposed to be sentimental, but why not add a bit of wit and sass to the occasion? This card is ideal for couples who embrace their middle-class habits and have a shared sense of humor about what society deems “acceptable middle-age behavior.” Gregg Wallace wouldn’t approve, and that’s precisely the point.
Why It’s Perfect:
- Adds humor to the clichéd anniversary card scene.
- Celebrates love with a knowing wink and a sharp edge.
- Perfect for couples who know how to laugh at themselves.
Why These Products Are Brilliant (and Necessary)
Gregg Wallace’s commentary might have been tone-deaf, but it’s also provided the perfect opportunity for middle-class women everywhere to laugh right back. Prickly Cards has turned this moment into a celebration of self-awareness, humor, and the resilience to roll with the punches while holding a perfectly chilled sauvignon blanc.
Embrace the Sass with Prickly Cards
These gifts are more than just cards and mugs—they’re a middle finger to misogyny and a badge of pride for anyone who’s been stereotyped and laughed it off. Life’s too short to take Gregg Wallace seriously, so raise your mug, send that card, and own every single one of your glorious middle-class quirks.
Shop the Collection: Head over to Prickly Cards to grab your favorite piece of sarcastic gold.
