When it comes to celebrating someone’s special day, there are two types of people: those who buy sentimental birthday cards with puppies and sunsets… and those who know that funny birthday cards are where it’s at.

If you're in the second group (the better group, obviously), you’re in the right place. Whether you want to make someone laugh, blush, or question your friendship entirely, funny birthday cards from Prickly Cards deliver the goods. Literally.

Why Go Funny?

Humour breaks the ice, makes memories, and is always more personal than a generic "Have a great day!" message. A funny card says, “I know you well enough to risk this joke.” And that’s a gift in itself.

Plus, in the world of social media, people love sharing hilarious cards they’ve received. Choose right, and your card could go viral (or at least get a few giggles on Insta stories).

Our Funniest Birthday Cards (Warning: Some Are Outrageously Rude)

If you're looking for the perfect blend of hilarious, edgy, and downright brilliant, here are just a few cards from our Funny Birthday Cards Collection that are getting all the laughs:

• I F***ing Love You – Either Way Works
• You Blow This and I’ll Blow You
• Happy Birthday! I Checked Your Internet Search History
• Permit to Party – Clarkson’s Farm Inspired Card
• Make Birthdays Great Again – Donald Trump Card
• Chappell Roan Birthday Card – Funny & Fabulous
• Words Can’t Describe… But Numbers Can: 5/10
• I Am Going to Sh*t on You
• Happy Birthday, Number 5
• You Share Your Birthday With 19 Million People
• Donald Trump Birthday Card – Political Humour
• I Love So Many Things About You… Your Penis, Your Money
• Bang and Your Youth Is Gone – Barry Scott Inspired

Great for Mates, Partners, and That One Rude Aunt

Our collection isn’t just rude – it’s smart, funny, and designed to actually make people laugh out loud. These aren’t throwaway cards that end up in the bin. They’re the kind of cards that get framed, saved, and talked about for years.

If you’re ready to ditch the boring supermarket options and upgrade to something actually funny, head to our full Funny Birthday Cards Collection here.

TL;DR: Buy a Funny Birthday Card. Make Someone Laugh. Be a Legend.

A great birthday card doesn’t have to be heartfelt. It just has to be funny. And that’s where we come in. Rude? A bit. Clever? Absolutely. Unforgettable? Every time.

Go on, have a browse — and don’t forget to pick one up for yourself while you’re there. You’re hilarious and you know it.