Here's a piece of folded card to celebrate you getting one year closer to death (A6)
We know that not everybody is as obsessed with funny birthday cards as we are (we don't know what's wrong with them), so if...
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Hey Grammar Police - Enjoy You're Birthday - Funny Birthday Card (A6)
The perfect birthday card for grammar pedants. The temptation to write grammer then was strong! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester...
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Hip, Hip, Hooray - Get Well Soon - Hip Replacement Card (A6)
The perfect get well soon card for anyone recovering from hip replacement surgery. Now, we're not doctors (we're an online gift shop after all), but we think...
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His Grace Wishes You A Happy Birthday - Duke of Hastings, Bridgerton Card (A6)
If you know a big fan of Netflix's hit show Bridgerton - and an even bigger fan of the Duke of Hastings - this is the...
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His Grace Wishes You A Happy Mother's Day - Duke of Hastings, Bridgerton Card (A6)
If your mum is a big fan of Netflix's hit show Bridgerton - and an even bigger fan of the Duke of Hastings -...
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Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas - Funny Christmas Card (A6)
Wishing your friends and family a merry Christmas with this cute card! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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Holy Ship!! It's your birthday - Below Deck Card with Captain Lee (A6)
Know somebody who loves Below Deck? 'Ship' them this Captain Lee card! What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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I Am Going To Shit On You - Funny Card (A6)
We once shipped this card to a customer whose friend had a pathological fear of pigeons... they were going to give them this card...
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I BELIVE in Father Christmas - Ted Lasso Themed Christmas Card! (A6)
Ho, ho, ho! Step aside, Rudolph, because this Christmas, we're going full "Ted Lasso" with a dash of festive spirit and a whole lot...
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I Burn For You - Duke of Hastings, Bridgeton Card for Him and Her (A6)
Rake or not, there's no doubt that the Duke of Hastings in Netflix's hit show Bridgeton is HOT! If you know somebody who has...
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I Can See You Cumming In My Hair Tonight... Rude, Adult Birthday or Valentine's Card (A6)
You know, the beauty of this card is it works for both fans and non-fans of the legend that is Master Phil Collins! This...
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I can use my tongue for more than just sealing an envelope - rude card (A6)
Are you looking for the perfect rude card for your other half? Well, don't worry – we've got you covered! What you need to...
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I can't believe I have to buy you a card just because you had unprotected sex with dad - funny Mother's Day card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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I can't believe you didn't name your new baby after me! - New Baby Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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I can't believe you're leaving me with this bunch of nobheads - funny leaving card
It should not surprise you to know that this leaving card was inspired by an old job where our best workmate abandoned us (ok,...
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I can't believe you're not dead yet, get well soon - rude get well card (A6)
What better way to make a friend feel better than to send them a rude get well card? What you need to know- Printed...
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I can't wait to taste you - Rude Valentine's Day Card (A6)
And who said romance was dead?! This cheeky Valentine's Day card is bound to bring a twinkle to your other half's eye! All our...
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I choose my Father's Day cards like I choose my nursing homes - Funny Father's Day Card (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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I Choose My Mother's Day Cards Just Like I Choose My Nursing Homes... Low Cost and in A Hurry (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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I didn't know what present to get you so this card and a blow job will have to do - rude birthday card (A6)
Better than a lot of the presents we've received in the past... What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally...
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I found you the funniest birthday card. It cost more than this one though so I didn't bother (A6)
What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6 size-...
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I fucking love you (either way works) - Funny card - Great gift for partner (A6)
The perfect card for your partner What you need to know: - Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside...
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I Fucking Love You (Love Fucking You) - Rude Valentine's Day Card (A6)
And who said romance was dead?! This cheeky Valentine's Day card is bound to bring a twinkle to your other half's eye! All our...
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I fucking love you Christmas card - Christmas card for boyfriend or girlfriend......or possibly even your husband or wife
Funny, unique and handmade to order.- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high quality 350gsm hammered cardstock- Blank inside for your own message- A6- Comes supplied...
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