{"title":"Christmas Cards – Rude \u0026 Sweary","description":"\u003cp\u003eSick of soppy Christmas cards? Yeah, us too. Welcome to the home of rude Christmas cards – where the only thing frosty is the tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for shopping for your brutally honest best mate, your sweary sibling or that one colleague who laughs in the face of HR, these cards bring the festive filth. Expect zero wholesomeness and 100% inappropriate humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese aren’t your average cards. They’re offensive Christmas cards that say what you're really thinking (but maybe shouldn't). You’ll find festive F-bombs, dark humour, awkward puns and a few designs that might not even make it to the mantelpiece. Perfect for mates with no filter, funny Secret Santa exchanges and couples who love a bit of rude banter. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to go full filthy? Pair your card with something from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pricklycards.com\/collections\/christmas-mugs\" title=\"Christmas mugs\"\u003efunny Christmas mugs\u003c\/a\u003e collection or shop the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pricklycards.com\/collections\/gifts-for-christmas\" title=\"Christmas gifts\"\u003eChristmas gifts\u003c\/a\u003e collection for \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pricklycards.com\/collections\/baubles\/products\/sweary-christmas-baubles-rude-christmas-tree-baubles-sweary-baubles\" title=\"Sweary, offensive Christmas baubles\"\u003esweary baubles\u003c\/a\u003e, novelty stocking fillers and more festive wrongness.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"im-assuming-this-is-what-you-wanted-when-you-asked-for-a-christmas-bj-boris-johnson-brexit-tory-tories","title":"I'm assuming this is what you wanted when you asked for a Christmas 'BJ'. - Boris Johnson Christmas Card (A6)","description":"\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSend this Boris Johnson-themed Christmas card to both Conservative fans and Tory haters this festive season! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" aria-hidden=\"false\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-mb-xs-3\" id=\"product-description-content-toggle\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-id=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you need to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e- A6 size\u003cbr\u003e- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag\u003cbr\u003e- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou might also be interested in this funny (and rude) \u003ca title=\"Boris Johnson gift mug\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pricklycards.com\/products\/funny-personalised-mug-boris-is-a-cunt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBoris Johnson gift mug\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-appears-component-name=\"listing_page_policy_shipping_variant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-mb-xs-6 appears-ready\" id=\"shipping-variant-div\" data-shipping-variant-div=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-position-relative\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-text-title-01 wt-mb-xs-2\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":37242817118360,"sku":"CA-CHR-00155","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/9333\/3400\/files\/BJ.png?v=1741456781"},{"product_id":"i-hope-making-snow-angels-wont-be-the-only-chance-you-get-to-spread-your-legs-this-christmas-funny-adult-card","title":"I hope making snow angels won't be the only chance you get to spread your legs this Christmas - rude Christmas card (A6).","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"false\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-mb-xs-3\" id=\"product-description-content-toggle\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-id=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wt-text-body-01 wt-break-word\" data-product-details-description-text-content=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeeling a little frisky this Christmas? 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Funny, Rude, Adult Christmas Card (A6)","description":"\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" aria-hidden=\"false\" class=\"wt-content-toggle__body wt-mb-xs-3\" id=\"product-description-content-toggle\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-id=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-text-body-01 wt-break-word\" data-product-details-description-text-content=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eHelp to 'poke' fun at the season of goodwill with this rude Christmas card!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you need to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- Printed in Manchester (UK) onto exceptionally high-quality 300gsm hammered cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e- A6 size\u003cbr\u003e- Comes supplied with a matching envelope in a polypropylene bag\u003cbr\u003e- All cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out our wider selection of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.pricklycards.com\/collections\/christmas-cards\" title=\"Funny and rude Christmas cards\"\u003efunny and rude Christmas cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-appears-component-name=\"listing_page_policy_shipping_variant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-mb-xs-6 appears-ready\" id=\"shipping-variant-div\" data-shipping-variant-div=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-position-relative\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"wt-text-title-01 wt-mb-xs-2\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":37243179860120,"sku":"CA-CHR-00182","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/9333\/3400\/products\/Helpemptymybulgingsack.png?v=1741456725"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-prick-christmas-cards-funny-christmas-cards-rude-christmas-cards","title":"Merry Christmas Prick - 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